What kind of car does everyone drive?

A bicycle

...but sometimes I drive a Golf MK1 convertible. I read somewhere that Morrissey had one when he first passed his test. That's why.

mmmmm now imagine being Morrissey's driving instructor.....

Some years ago I saw a picture (memory may be playing tricks on me) of Elvis Costello learning to drive in Taunton.
 
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> A VW, 2.0 litre GL Auto Passat.

Mr. "All-Germans-are-fascist-bastards" drives a German car.... that's pretty hilarious.

You're a pretty funny cat yourself. Just remember when you get into it next time that evil German hands have touched it, uuuhhhuuuuuu.....
 
I drive an unusual car.. I can't get it in my garage.. it's one of those big 'Stair Cars used in airports..

It looks really funny when I am driving down my local High Street.. the only problem is I keep swerving towards Gatwick, Stanstead or Heathrow.
 
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> Mr. "All-Germans-are-fascist-bastards" drives a German
> car.... that's pretty hilarious.

> You're a pretty funny cat yourself. Just remember when you get
> into it next time that evil German hands have touched it,
> uuuhhhuuuuuu.....

funny, my sister also has a german car.
 
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I've also slept with a number of German girls, last one being a blond called Meike, so what ? Maybe I am like Moz and have ambigous feelings on race that I can't explain to myself let alone anyone else. Intellectually, Moz knows that racism is wrong and emotionally he knows that he is a caring person, but at a deeper level his racism lurks and he struggles to contain it, just as we all struggle to contain our natural violent and sexual urges. Wonder what Moz thinks of Germans, given his love of blighty, scary isn't it ? People are very complex Mimi, the world is in colour and not black and white. Maybe we should have a virtual truth or dare-maybe not.
 
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> I've also slept with a number of German girls, last one being a
> blond called Meike, so what ? Maybe I am like Moz and have
> ambigous feelings on race that I can't explain to myself let
> alone anyone else. Intellectually, Moz knows that racism is
> wrong and emotionally he knows that he is a caring person, but
> at a deeper level his racism lurks and he struggles to contain
> it, just as we all struggle to contain our natural violent and
> sexual urges. Wonder what Moz thinks of Germans, given his love
> of blighty, scary isn't it ? People are very complex Mimi, the
> world is in colour and not black and white. Maybe we should have
> a virtual truth or dare-maybe not.

I understand what you mean because I have such ambigous feelings for Germany myself, so I guess I'm just gonna put the issue to rest. I just think that if you have feelings for something you don't even understand yourself, you shouldn't be so loudmouthed about it.

Just one more thing - Morrissey happens to like Germany a lot and as you know, some of his idols such as Nico and Klaus Nomi were German. I know that he likes Berlin and Hamburg in particular.

Ner-ner-na-ner-ner.......=)
 
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> I've also slept with a number of German girls, last one being a
> blond called Meike, so what ? Maybe I am like Moz and have
> ambigous feelings on race that I can't explain to myself let
> alone anyone else. Intellectually, Moz knows that racism is
> wrong and emotionally he knows that he is a caring person, but
> at a deeper level his racism lurks and he struggles to contain
> it, just as we all struggle to contain our natural violent and
> sexual urges. Wonder what Moz thinks of Germans, given his love
> of blighty, scary isn't it ? People are very complex Mimi, the
> world is in colour and not black and white. Maybe we should have
> a virtual truth or dare-maybe not.

ER ... NOT SURPRISED YOU HAVE FEELINGS YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOURSELF
 
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> funny, my sister also has a german car.

I know many people in foreign countries that drive German cars, that wasn't my point.....but to my knowledge neither you nor your sister would point a finger at a German for being German, would they? That was the problem with our Billy here.
 
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> I know many people in foreign countries that drive German cars,
> that wasn't my point.....but to my knowledge neither you nor
> your sister would point a finger at a German for being German,
> would they? That was the problem with our Billy here.

yes, i know, and besides, i just wrote that because you germans have really great cars.
 
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