What did make you smile today?

[CrystalGeezer]

Dawwwwww.

Artist Paints Babies’ Corrective Helmets To Make Them More Fun & Appealing

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Lol.



It's even funnier knowing it's Weird Al Yankovitch's hotel room.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

LAX thieves stole thousands of valuables from luggage, police say

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Just some guy working on a set.

 

[The Bicycle Tragedy]

 

[Teatray]

What made me smile today?

Rita Fairclough being arrested for drunk driving, she never really got over the death of Len, poor cow

 

[DAVIE]

Loads of money spent on toys for the kids. You should have seen their little faces light up! Pure bliss emotionally!

 

[Playcat2000]

 

[Playcat2000]

No, this is NOT me on Halloween!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

God bless the office workers. I spent all day writing numbers into columns for tax deductions and if I had to go back to work tomorrow doing the same thing I'd be a thousand times more crazy than I am today. THen adding and checking and moving numbers around and re-adding and....eff that ess.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Earth101: A+

Aced shows are the BEST shows. Goddam goddam. *hic*

Dude.....it was your AGE safe IN THE HARBOR. Barney was like "What's going on?" I was sitting in the car pregaming. Totally nailed it.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I was sitting in the car with Barney pregaming for the Jicks show (that was amazing and productive) when the car started rocking back and forth. I was still sipping my miller lite, Barney was still looking at me, it was an earthquake. So in front if my car was a crabby couple getting takeout from a nearby restaurant walking a fuzz ball golden retriever puppy who was going BANANAS and crabby guy was scolding him. I opened the door and yelled ""We're having an earthquake!" assuming he'd make the connection that dogs act weird before earthquakes and he said "I don't feel it." I said, "Well, you'll see it in the news." and he didn't respond and got in the car w his crabby girlfriend and drove away. (I think they were arguing. Life's too short to argue w a spouse especially in public.) I bet you a dollar they're thinking of me now
5.1. Initially reported as 5.3. TOTALLY WORKED THAT.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Hey guuuuys, I found what I'm wearing to the Morrissey show if I get a ticket.

 

[Iona Mink]

Hey guuuuys, I found what I'm wearing to the Morrissey show if I get a ticket.

You'll only get his attention if the roses are blue.









(I'M KIDDING! But I just couldn't help myself.)

 

[CrystalGeezer]

You'll only get his attention if the roses are blue.









(I'M KIDDING! But I just couldn't help myself.)

That's why I'm wearing this. f*** the blue rose society.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm glad to see George Takei is distributing stuff like this. He has a LOT of followers who have probably never been introduced to this.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

These are really well done, there's 12 of them. You can see them all here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xg7vKitxnk&list=PLb8Cq4Wm1Ss7K1AOaoP0tOBM9Dc-gwtBv

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I'm glad to see George Takei is distributing stuff like this. He has a LOT of followers who have probably never been introduced to this.

Pretty funny considering the petty bullshit he's been attacking Shatner over for the last 5 decades.

Shatner, and his Emmys, remain unscathed...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I was part of this brief mania. (That should be the title of my biography. )

http://articles.latimes.com/print/1991-06-03/entertainment/ca-50_1_pop-music-reviews

I also remember this interview, the last answer to the last question made all the bells in my alien brain go off, I was on the right track.

http://articles.latimes.com/print/1991-06-16/entertainment/ca-1346_1_morrissey-concerts

These were posted on AYNIM.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

New York. Alpha. Papajack time.