Just back from Leeds, and there's a letter waiting for me saying I've an audition for Britain's Got Talent in Manc in three week's time. Woo, and indeed, hoo. I'll fark it up, just like I always do.
Peter
Peter
Just back from Leeds, and there's a letter waiting for me saying I've an audition for Britain's Got Talent in Manc in three week's time. Woo, and indeed, hoo. I'll fark it up, just like I always do.
Peter
I'm guessing you applied for it? Congratulations/commiserations, what are you going to try to impress the country with?
Just a bit of singing. I put on the audition form that I'd be a mix of McFly/Morrissey/Bobby Darin/Andrew Gold and Gilbert O'Sullivan. The fools.
Peter
That’s not whole truth is it Uncle Petey. You see Uncle Petey is the world’s only flatulist. He is Mr. Methane the Fart Man.
That'll be the lentil curry. I'll stay off it for a while.
Peter
Just back from Leeds, and there's a letter waiting for me saying I've an audition for Britain's Got Talent in Manc in three week's time. Woo, and indeed, hoo. I'll fark it up, just like I always do.
Peter
Well, there we go...
Peter
What does it mean, Peter?
I'm more interested in Tshirt you're wearing because I can see some Japanese words.
Have you managed to through to the second round?
It's a Mr Sparkle T-Shirt, the words, literally pronounced, say:
"Mi-su-ta Su-pa-ka-ru" - Mr.Sparkle
"Pa-wa Ku-ri-n" - Power-Clean
Although Dot says the first syllable of Power is mis-spelled as "Ka"
That's a translation from my daughter who is studying Japanese.
As for the second round - no idea. Will find out in a week or two.
Peter
I'm afraid it says su-pa-KO-ru rathe than su-pa-KA-ru.
Also it says Hawer Clean, not Power Clean.
パワークリーン、ハ needs ○ on the right.
If they are cruel to you then call into the Opus One bar (in the old Free Trade Hall, now the Radisson). You can shove their cocktails right up em! During the auditions and the main programme itself, it's always full of them.