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In the vein of Dirty Dozen, movie goers will flock to see this wonderful action film about a group of US and UK soldiers out to assasinate Osama Bin Laden-like bad guy named Omar Bin Jamal.
It will be co-directed by famed pseudo Brit Ridley Scott and pseudo action director (who has experience with the English with that Kate Winslett..yummy) Cameron (first name not needed).
Cast
Hugh Grant---the chaplain with Clark Gable charm and veddy veddy English qualities who just wants to fox hunt and drink brandy.
Tom Sizemore---the gruff good ol American Joe who just wants a beer.
Morrissey---the Frank Sinatra like crooner who just wants to sing, not kill.
George Clooney---the womanizing American with a heart of apple pie.
Anthony Hopkins---the womanizing Brit with a heart of Yorkshire pudding.
Harry Connick Jr.---the young American turk who is Morrissey's foil and nemsis (ooh how will they get along?)
Jackie Chan---the comic relief and group's ninja, hey who doesn't love a funny shinobi??? Remember Sonny Chiba?
Arnold Shwartzeneggar-the troop's leader who is so American, he bleeds 100 dollar green.
With Marketing ties at McDOnald's, Tesco's and Virgin we can't lose.
Pledge your money today so this movie can be made.
Address:
Moustapha Akkad (yes, I know Halloween 3,4,5,6 and H20 sucked but my hands were tied)
129 Universal Studios
Lot 666
Hollywood, California
90122
P.S. Bruce Campbell and that idiot who played Father Ted on that hilarious British comedy didn't return calls. Pricks.
It will be co-directed by famed pseudo Brit Ridley Scott and pseudo action director (who has experience with the English with that Kate Winslett..yummy) Cameron (first name not needed).
Cast
Hugh Grant---the chaplain with Clark Gable charm and veddy veddy English qualities who just wants to fox hunt and drink brandy.
Tom Sizemore---the gruff good ol American Joe who just wants a beer.
Morrissey---the Frank Sinatra like crooner who just wants to sing, not kill.
George Clooney---the womanizing American with a heart of apple pie.
Anthony Hopkins---the womanizing Brit with a heart of Yorkshire pudding.
Harry Connick Jr.---the young American turk who is Morrissey's foil and nemsis (ooh how will they get along?)
Jackie Chan---the comic relief and group's ninja, hey who doesn't love a funny shinobi??? Remember Sonny Chiba?
Arnold Shwartzeneggar-the troop's leader who is so American, he bleeds 100 dollar green.
With Marketing ties at McDOnald's, Tesco's and Virgin we can't lose.
Pledge your money today so this movie can be made.
Address:
Moustapha Akkad (yes, I know Halloween 3,4,5,6 and H20 sucked but my hands were tied)
129 Universal Studios
Lot 666
Hollywood, California
90122
P.S. Bruce Campbell and that idiot who played Father Ted on that hilarious British comedy didn't return calls. Pricks.