Ultimate List of Celebrity Moz Fans

yesitis said:
what did manson say in his autobiography about moz?

all i remember is some list about being gay that included refernces to morrissey. i'm pretty sure it was intended to be tongue in cheek though. if there's anything else in there i must've forgotten about it.\

edit: found the list!

My philosophy about sexuality is that I don't have a problem with anything anyone does in any way. All I ask is that you know the rules. I've sucked the dicks of several men, which a lot of straight guys won't admit to having done or wanting to do. But just like kissing a girl can't get her pregnant, sucking a guy's dick doesn't make you gay (Unless you break rule #3). It's not that i'm against being gay - I just want to clarify what makes you gay. Please note this list only pertains to guys: All women are by nature lesbians. So let's get things straight (no pun intended) - if you meet any of the qualifications below, you are gay.

1.IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU.
2.IF YOU'VE EVER OWNED A SMITHS ALBUM.
3.IF YOU GET HARD WHILE SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE STRAIGHT - UNLESS HE GETS SPERM ON YOU.
4.IF MICHAEL STIPE IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU AND YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN, YOU'RE BISEXUAL.
5.IF YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR, YOU'RE NOT GAY. BUT IF YOU'RE AT A STRAIGHT BAR AND YOU TALK TO ANOTHER GUY LONGER THAN YOU TALK TO A GIRL, YOU'RE GAY.
6.IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET TO A SMITHS SONG.
7.IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.
8.IF YOU'VE EVER WORN A BERET.
9.IF YOU KISS A GUY AND HE HAS A HARD-ON, YOU'RE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A HARD-ON TOO.
10.IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX - WITH A MALE OR A FEMALE - TO THE SMITHS, YOU'RE GAY.
11.IF YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GET GIRLS PREGNANT SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE GIRLS TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX TOGETHER.
12.IF YOU JACK OFF AND GET CUM ON YOURSELF.
13.IF YOU GET A BONER WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
14.IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER WATCHING BEWITCHED.
15.IF THERE'S A SMITHS SONG ON IN A BAR AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND.
16.IF YOUR NAME IS RICHARD AND YOU GO BY DICK.
17.IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE NAMED DICK.
18.IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE ONLY USING HER AS A PROP TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE NOT GAY.
19.IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL.
20.IF YOU f*** A GIRL WHO LIKES THE SMITHS.
21.IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE THE SMITHS ALBUM MEAT IS MURDER HAD AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE.
22.IF YOU DO ANYTHING SPIRITUAL.
23.IF YOU f*** A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPERM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC, THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO.
24.IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE MORRISSEY.
25.IF YOU'VE EVER HAS A HAIRCUT WHILE A MORRISSEY OR SMITHS ALBUM WAS PLAYING IN THE ROOM.
26.IF YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT OF OWNED A CRYSTAL - ESPECIALLY IF IT'S CRYSTAL METH.
27.IF YOU'VE EVER PUT BAND AIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES AS A FASHION STATEMENT.
28.IF YOU'VE EVER SPENT MORE THAN A WEEK ON SOUTH BEACH.
29.IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT TITS RIGHT NOW.
30.IF YOU STILL LIKED JUDAS PRIEST AFTER YOU HEARD THE RUMOUR THAT ROB HALFORD WAS GAY.
31.IF YOU GET A HARD-ON WHILE TAKING A SHIT.
32.IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPERM TASTES LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN).
33.IF YOU KISS A GIRL WITH TONGUE AFTER SHE'S SWALLOWED YOUR CUM.
34.IF YOU GET HARD WHILE READING THIS.
35.IF YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN IN THE SMITHS BESIDES MORRISSEY OR JOHNNY MARR.
36.IF YOU'RE A MALE MODEL
37.IF YOU GET CHOKED UP LISTENING TO BOYS DON'T CRY BY THE CURE.
38.IF YOU'RE A CLOTHING DESIGNER.

RULES I'VE BROKEN:
1, 2, 12 (This probably makes us all gay), 20 (most likely unintentionally), 26, 30, 33, 38 (I design my own clothes).

i guess we're all gay.
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Especially us chicks who don't even get the benefit of a list...we just are:crazy:
 
sistasheila said:
http://www.passionsjustlikemine.com/influence-music.htm
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This was great. A few additions/corrections:
"One Hand Loose" by Charlie feathers in addition to being included on the Moz influence CD was played at intermission on the 1992 Your Arsenal tour
"Sweet Little Sheila" attributed to Buddy Holly was actually "Sheila" by Tommy Roe
"Rockin' in the Cemetery" attributed to the Planet Rockers was actually by Ronnie Dawson (both the Planet Rockers "There'll be no more crying the blues" and Ronnie's "Rockin in the cemetery" came from Boz Boorer's "Twenty Blasters From Blighty" CD that he had recently ((1991)) given Moz)
 
Forget breathing the same air as Chuck Norris! Breathing the same air as Courtney Love could be hazardous to his health. We really are bored today, aren't we if we are racking our brains trying to think of celebrities who like Moz. Celebrities are the very last people I care about being Moz fans. The world is full of crashing bores! Seriously, does anybody really care?:crazy:
 
Raquel said:
According to the Ellen Show thread, Portia De Rossi is a huge Smiths/Morrissey fan, interesting...
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I remember reading an interview with her some years back and she did admit to liking Morrissey. She was actually very articulate about what attracted her to his music, and a fan could tell she has actually listened to his music (not some silly name check or something).:)
 
Reese Witherspoon and boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal at the Coachella Festival
During the festival, the couple checked out sets by Paul McCartney, Morrissey and Jenny Lewis, among others.
 
nowherefast944 said:
Richard Pattinson was also at Moz's Coachella stop
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There was a bunch of arguing online among the Twilight crowd regarding whether or not he really was at Coachella. Apparently the next movie in the Twilight series is being filmed in Vancouver and he was of course supposed to be there. There were people saying we have pics of him in Vancouver, he couldn't possibly be at Coachella. Him being a celeb, I'm sure if he wanted to go he could have found a way. His character was hardly in the second book, so I don't know how much screen time he'll have in the movie anyway. I never did find a pic of him at Coachella.
 
Amanda Palmer from The Dresden Dolls.

Amanda at Coachella infront of Moz's trailer:
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and, uhhh...
Chris Skane from The Exies
is also a Morrissey fan,
but he's not "famous."
far from celebrity...

:straightface:

*cough*
 
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