The top 100 stand up comedians

Bernard Manning was hilarious

A black guy walked into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder
The bar man said, where did you get that from, the parrot said Africa, there's millions of em

Funny or what?
 
Yeah Bernard Manning is hilarious.

There's been some right good ones on, but I'm wondering who compiled the list?

I love Sean Hughes, did you notice him wearing two different Smiths t-shirts? Exciting! I love him even more now.
 
yes, well sean is irish after all and the smiths are half there.

Lol at Les Dawson

I asked the Doctor for more sleeping pills for the wife
He asked why?
And i said she'd woke up
 
You're picking out all the crap ones!

Bernard Manning, Les Dawson, Jim Davidson etc!!

I can't believe some of them came above some of my favourite comedians, like Sean Hughes, Mark Thomas, Sean Lock, Dave Spikey etc etc
 
Sister_Steve said:
You're picking out all the crap ones!

Bernard Manning, Les Dawson, Jim Davidson etc!!

I can't believe some of them came above some of my favourite comedians, like Sean Hughes, Mark Thomas, Sean Lock, Dave Spikey etc etc
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I LOVE Ross Noble

What a nutter

Where was Lee Evans?

That Irish bloke off his head on grass is fantastic

Also, Jack Dee and Harry Hill

Harry what a fortune on legs
 
I like Ross Noble too.
Lee Evans has been on.
Has Harry Hill already been on?
Jimmy Carr can f*** off...I hate him!
 
Did you se how fat sean hughes has got though? Gutted. And stuwet lee was on, he used to be so funny but I saw him do stand up a couple of years ago and it was awful. I was gutted.I hate bernad manning
 
Sister_Steve said:
I like Ross Noble too.
Lee Evans has been on.
Has Harry Hill already been on?
Jimmy Carr can f*** off...I hate him!
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Jimmy Carris an arrogant little prick who isnt funny.
 
Me too Hatfull.

My flatmate was laughing at him, and Jim Davidson!

I love Ricky Gervais, I'm suprised he's not in the top 10.

Was disappointed to see Russell Brand quite far down the list!
 
Sister_Steve said:
Me too Hatfull.

My flatmate was laughing at him, and Jim Davidson!

I love Ricky Gervais, I'm suprised he's not in the top 10.

Was disappointed to see Russell Brand quite far down the list!
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At number 69! My friend was joking that he was at number 69 (dont ask, long story) and then he was! Oh the irony. I've turned it off now, who's at number ?1
 
hatfull said:
At number 69! My friend was joking that he was at number 69 (dont ask, long story) and then he was! Oh the irony. I've turned it off now, who's at number ?1
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please tell us hattie......
 
Not worth it! Hello sweetie havnt spoken for ages am so drunk!
Sean Hughes would indeed be in trouble. And Ross. And Rob Whitehouse. Jimmy Carr's safe though.
 
Ross Noble was just on. He was before Ricky Gervais.
Not seen much of Ross Noble's stand up but he's funny on 'Just a Minute' lol.
Met him in Music Zone in Manchester when I was pissed last year.

Billy Bailey now, love him. Saw him at Glastonbury, was funny as f***! It's on like number 7 now or somet.
 
i once saw sean hughes eyeing some teenager in brent cross with his friend, he is funny but that put me off him.
 
Bill is great! Me and my friend kind of fancy him too in a very wierd way (I think I have a fetish for stand up comics...)
 
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