It amazes me how much the song "Please Help the Cause Against Loneliness" gets overlooked by Morrissey fans. I'm not overly keen on the horns in there, but I can't help finding it a great song to cheer myself up with. The lyrics are amongst Moz's wittest. It would be a song that could really get re-recorded by a band and do ok. I bet Morrissey finds the song rather juvenile now.
LOF, keeping his inside leg measurements to himself.