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[Kirstie]

Re: What Morrissey thinks....

> I'm not me, but if I were, I would be very appreciative of all
> the love and concern the patrons of this place express for me,
> if I were me, which...er...I'm not, I think....

THEN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

 

[SPM]

Re: What Morrissey thinks....

> THEN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Breathe deeply, my dear, none of this is worth getting so worked up over. I'm not the person who originally replied to Michelle. I'm a semi-regular here, really, and was just trying to use a bit of reason to show that SPM probably isn't Moz.

There is an s. morrissey who has a protected name, however, and that person never posts here. That person is more likely to be the real item than anyone posting under SPM.

 

[Mimi]

Re: What Morrissey thinks....

> There is an s. morrissey who has a protected name, however, and
> that person never posts here. That person is more likely to be
> the real item than anyone posting under SPM.

Oh no.... go and do a search on the messages S Morrissey has posted - I guess you'll be dissapointed. I reckon it's one of Punchdrunks other incarnations. Anyway, the point is, the real thing doesn't post here, and we should stop dreaming about it. Whilst he may have a lot of time on his hands, maybe he can still think of a million more interesting things to do than joyn in our childish babbling. I wish I could.

 

[Folly]

Actually, I'm sure he's pretty used to it...

 

[Bertrand]

Re: Pulp

> Pulp, definitely. And his eggs fried.

That's why he moved to Cali - the freshly squeezed orange juice.

But does he eat eggs? Isn't that a no-no for vegeterians?

 

[passing by]

Re: What Morrissey thinks....

> Oh no.... go and do a search on the messages S Morrissey has
> posted - I guess you'll be dissapointed. I reckon it's one of
> Punchdrunks other incarnations. Anyway, the point is, the real
> thing doesn't post here, and we should stop dreaming about it.
> Whilst he may have a lot of time on his hands, maybe he can
> still think of a million more interesting things to do than joyn
> in our childish babbling. I wish I could.

The only "real name" Morrissey may ever post with (provided it happens), is MORRISSEY. That's protected and no one ever posted under that name. I presume DavidT had it done to prevent abuse.
Not quite successful one may think - but then none of the Morrissey post-alikes are actually close to the original. Some are closer than others.
But there's no way "he" would sign with Steven, let alone the whole sentence S.P.Morrissey or SPM.

Too common.

 

[Kirstie]

Re: Pulp

> That's why he moved to Cali - the freshly squeezed orange juice.

> But does he eat eggs? Isn't that a no-no for vegeterians?

just a minor correction here-eating eggs is fine for a vegetarian; it's the vegans who don't eat eggs or any other dairy products

Kirstie

 

[Mimi]

Re: What Morrissey thinks....

> The only "real name" Morrissey may ever post with
> (provided it happens), is MORRISSEY. That's protected and no one
> ever posted under that name. I presume DavidT had it done to
> prevent abuse.
> Not quite successful one may think - but then none of the
> Morrissey post-alikes are actually close to the original. Some
> are closer than others.
> But there's no way "he" would sign with Steven, let
> alone the whole sentence S.P.Morrissey or SPM.

> Too common.

Not only that, I guess everyone even in the last corner of Nebraska should have heard by now that Morrissey dislikes his first name and doesn't appreciate people calling him Steven. So I guess he'd be the last person to call himself that.

 

[Kirstie]

Does anyone know whether Morrissey is a vegan or just vegetarian?

 

[Bertrand]

Re: Eggs

> just a minor correction here-eating eggs is fine for a
> vegetarian; it's the vegans who don't eat eggs or any other
> dairy products

> Kirstie

Thanks, that's what I wanted to know!

 

[Mimi]

Re: he's only vegetarian.....

....but I heard him say in an interview that he doesn't like eggs. One of his crew members told me his main intake consists of cheese on toast and liquidised vegetables, which I thought was quite funny.

 

[jinxt]

I was hoping someone meant the band...

 

[Somny]

Re: You know, I think Morrissey would be really disappointed if he read this board!

> I'm still convinced he comes here, but noone will make me
> believe that he ever posts. Think about it, it's MOrrissey we're
> talking about...he's a hero on stage but a whimp when it comes
> to personal contact with the fans most of the time. Do you
> really think he would reply to someone in the way that the
> imposter did?? And propose to Cindy in the guest book?? There
> have been numerous people over the years pretending to be him,
> so why should this one be for real all of a sudden?? Then also,
> I don't think he's pissed off by what he reads.... he knows very
> well that we all come here for the same reason, which is because
> we adore him. And occasional expression of anger (over his
> laziness or the confusion that's being spread) or mindless
> babbling doesn't change anything about that.

If Morrissey has a sense of humor, and I think he has, ...this message board would be a nice oportunity for him "to laugh a little" with so much idiots together who have no life, and spend 24 hours a day, writing and reading this.