Swine Flu

[brutalityobscene]

People who guzzle whiskey and smoke three packs of cigarettes a day never get sick. The swine flu will never survive this wasteland!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I believe I have swine flu. Today, my friend sat down next to me and said, "I'm sick." I said, "What's wrong?" She said, "I have the flu." I promptly moved a few feet away. She does not know what type of flu it is, but now I'm sickly. Curses!

Whether it's swine flu or any other type, it's not a bad thing to get it early; if it's going to be a pandemic you'll already be well again before the medical services get really busy with it.

 

[Buzzetta]

Let's just say I expect to be involved in the next round of school closings in NYC. Just saying. If not, then it once again demonstrates how inept the city is.

 

[vicarinatutugal]

It has hit Dunoon in a bad way, seems to be going a bit mad. My sister is helping at the crisis centre and 3 schools have been shut or partly shut. I do not see the point of partly shutting the school.
I am waiting to hear if my son's school is shutting today.

 

[troubleluvsme]

A lot of what I've read over the last few days points to it being an engineered virus; then again, I've always been a sucker for a good conspiracy theory.

 

[vicarinatutugal]

A lot of what I've read over the last few days points to it being an engineered virus; then again, I've always been a sucker for a good conspiracy theory.

 

[yesitis]

i think i've got swine flu.

 

[troubleluvsme]

i think i've got swine flu.

Or maybe, you have Guinness Flu.

 

[yesitis]

Or maybe, you have Guinness Flu.

i wish it was just the drinking. there's something definitely wrong with me though. i think it's a mixture of strep throat, swine flu and aids. the drinking probably doesn't help.

 

[troubleluvsme]

i wish it was just the drinking. there's something definitely wrong with me though. i think it's a mixture of strep throat, swine flu and aids. the drinking probably doesn't help.

You'd better go get yourself checked out by the Doctor, really.

 

[yesitis]

You'd better go get yourself checked out by the Doctor, really.

i would, but i'd rather go drinking. then i've got an interview in a couple of hours. i'm fairly certain i'm doing that in the right order.

 

[Disappointed]

Now you can give all your friends Swine Flu!

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/swineflu.html

I have the Flesh Eating Bacteria, and it's absolutely adorable! I want them all!

 

[troubleluvsme]

i would, but i'd rather go drinking. then i've got an interview in a couple of hours. i'm fairly certain i'm doing that in the right order.

hahaha...how did the interview go?

 

[yesitis]

hahaha...how did the interview go?

seemed to go ok. it was for a bartending job though, and experience has taught me that as i'm not a hot giel with big tits, i probably won't get it. the guy interviewing me actually bought me a drink, whch was nice.

 

[troubleluvsme]

seemed to go ok. it was for a bartending job though, and experience has taught me that as i'm not a hot giel with big tits, i probably won't get it. the guy interviewing me actually bought me a drink, whch was nice.

Well, I'd rather buy my drinks from you than some girl.

 

[yesitis]

Well, I'd rather buy my drinks from you than some girl.

i'm going to print this out and use it as a refernce.

 

[troubleluvsme]

i'm going to print this out and use it as a refernce.

Yes...do it. Add this:

Listen Mister, I've got money to spend in this joint and I'm not gonna buy my drinks from some girl when clearly, this man is not only more qualified, but also more charming.

I think that should pretty much do it.