Suzanne

[Unibrau]

Oh, the wonder of Suzanne. The thunder of Suzanne.
She drifts across my bedsheets like a Smurf, all dressed in white.
At night I dream about her, that I hold and kiss her tight.
Mornings in the shower, I shampoo and feel alright.

Suzanne, Suzanne. Your name rhymes with fan.
Suzanne I am a fan of you.
My heart loves you through and through.

 

[Big Sex]

Has he lost the plot????? I hope it sounds better than it reads cause it reads like a load of @#!!!

 

[Mud]

I didn't write that...

wow. good luck...

 

[suzanne]

?

who is this? :^)

> Oh, the wonder of Suzanne. The thunder of Suzanne.
> She drifts across my bedsheets like a Smurf, all dressed in
> white.
> At night I dream about her, that I hold and kiss her tight.
> Mornings in the shower, I shampoo and feel alright.

> Suzanne, Suzanne. Your name rhymes with fan.
> Suzanne I am a fan of you.
> My heart loves you through and through.

 

[Unibrau]

The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

> who is this? :^)

Suzanne! Suzanne! Let's bring down the house!
Suzanne! Suzanne! My name is not Mouse.
Suzanne! Suzanne! My lust is true.
I would throw myself beneath a train
If you asked me to...

Suzanne! Suzanne! We're too good for the world
Suzanne! Suzanne! Please be my girl!
Suzanne is a winner, the loveliest Frau
And if I'm not smitten,
My name's not Unibrau

 

[suzanne]

Re: The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Unibrau, Unibrau who might resemble chairman Mao
Unibrau, who likes it when Batman goes "Kapow!"
Unibrau, Unibrau whose cooking makes my stomach growl
Unibrow, who eats neither fish nor fowl

"Suzanne! Suzanne!" Unibrau begs
"Suzanne, why don't you please shave your legs?"

p.s. how do i know whose girl i am?