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Little Miss Guided
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Bigamy is having one husband too many - Monogamy is the same.
> Ok, whomsoever sees it first gets 10p. Though I must warn you
> I'm liable to cheat and poke you in the eyes!
Naughty! Will you/I be paying by cheque or postal order?
> Pounds?! Well what the hooliehoo are you playing around at,
> "want, take, have"! I'd say introduce me, but for the
> fact that I'm terribly head over heels in love.
Who's this then? You mean there's someone else? Shock! Gasp! So this is how it is then..leading me along when you KNOW you've got someone at home...I think that's just plain...cheeky.
> Oh yes, it's an absolute historical FACT that every single
> pharaoh was entombed with mummified Jam sarnies! And there's no
> doubt about it.
Yes...jam sarnies and Capri-Suns. Could you ever peirce those little bastards with those little yellow straws?
> I will decline politely if you don't mind...(I mean, stale
> battenberg, maybe. But kitkats are so shcool packed lunch! And
> 20p!! Bit steep in't it?!
You don't know what you're missing...some weeks we get those little chocolate and jam marshmallows. But the drawback is, the old woman who serves it smells of wee.
> You will. And when they do that thing they do, don't you come
> crying to me!
What thing? Form their Barbershop quartet?
LMT
> Ok, whomsoever sees it first gets 10p. Though I must warn you
> I'm liable to cheat and poke you in the eyes!
Naughty! Will you/I be paying by cheque or postal order?
> Pounds?! Well what the hooliehoo are you playing around at,
> "want, take, have"! I'd say introduce me, but for the
> fact that I'm terribly head over heels in love.
Who's this then? You mean there's someone else? Shock! Gasp! So this is how it is then..leading me along when you KNOW you've got someone at home...I think that's just plain...cheeky.
> Oh yes, it's an absolute historical FACT that every single
> pharaoh was entombed with mummified Jam sarnies! And there's no
> doubt about it.
Yes...jam sarnies and Capri-Suns. Could you ever peirce those little bastards with those little yellow straws?
> I will decline politely if you don't mind...(I mean, stale
> battenberg, maybe. But kitkats are so shcool packed lunch! And
> 20p!! Bit steep in't it?!
You don't know what you're missing...some weeks we get those little chocolate and jam marshmallows. But the drawback is, the old woman who serves it smells of wee.
> You will. And when they do that thing they do, don't you come
> crying to me!
What thing? Form their Barbershop quartet?
LMT