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Hallahook

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This is a Marble-fudge cheesecake, with all the bells and whistles. I wish they would show us what a slice looks like. *drooooooool*




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OMFG!!! That's an orgasm disguised as a cheesecake!

Good god man! *drools all over herself*
 
Re: OMFG!!! That's an orgasm disguised as a cheesecake!

> Good god man! *drools all over herself*

that will just add the pounds that will prevent you
attracting people and you will end up not being able
to pronouce syllables correctly like TA
Your metabolism will slow down very soon...
 
Re: OMFG!!! That's an orgasm disguised as a cheesecake!

> that will just add the pounds that will prevent you
> attracting people and you will end up not being able
> to pronouce syllables correctly like TA
> Your metabolism will slow down very soon...

Sorry to put a damper on your diet parade but I've never gained weight. My metabolism kicks ass. It's a genetic thing. I've been eating like this since I was little. I've weighed the same since I was 16. The weird thing is, I don't lose weight either. It's always been the same.
With that being said, pass me my damn cheesecake! :p
 
P.S Um...where can I find this cheesecake??

> This is a Marble-fudge cheesecake, with all the bells and whistles. I wish
> they would show us what a slice looks like. *drooooooool*

It seems to me that you have stumbled upon cheesecake heaven my dear Steven. Where do I find this place? I must know! And will they ship to Canada as well?
 
Re: OMFG!!! That's an orgasm disguised as a cheesecake!

> Sorry to put a damper on your diet parade but I've never gained weight. My
> metabolism kicks ass. It's a genetic thing. I've been eating like this
> since I was little. I've weighed the same since I was 16. The weird thing
> is, I don't lose weight either. It's always been the same.
> With that being said, pass me my damn cheesecake! :p

Wow. Now you know why I walk 3 miles a day. I gained 30 lbs. in rehab because I was all restrained and couldn't move. This tells me I better watch what I eat from now on. I'm losing my gangly physique!!
Oh....and pass me the cheesecake too. uh, and a condom.
 
Re: OMFG!!! That's an orgasm disguised as a cheesecake!

> Oh....and pass me the cheesecake too. uh, and a condom.

Don't forget the towelettes! LOL

Yeah, I've really been blessed when it comes to my metabolism, which is a good thing too because I love food so much that if I wasn't this way, guarunteed I'd be the size of a house by now. I could never imagine dieting. I'd hate to deprive myself of anything that I love. Me and food -- We're tight. We have an understanding.
 
Re: P.S Um...where can I find this cheesecake??

> It seems to me that you have stumbled upon cheesecake heaven my dear
> Steven. Where do I find this place? I must know! And will they ship to
> Canada as well?

It is here: http://www.twiggsbakery.com

It is several miles away from me as well, Down in San Diego. Pasedena is easier to get to from where I am.
 
Isn't cheesecake really easy to make?

> It seems to me that you have stumbled upon cheesecake heaven my dear
> Steven. Where do I find this place? I must know! And will they ship to
> Canada as well?
I think its just cream cheese, heavy cream, sugar and eggs mixed together and whatever yumminess you want to add to it.
 
Re: Isn't cheesecake really easy to make?

> I think its just cream cheese, heavy cream, sugar and eggs mixed together
> and whatever yumminess you want to add to it.

Yes, it is easy. My friend used to make them. They look really ugly right out of the oven, but as you said, you top it with yumminess.
 
Re: Isn't cheesecake really easy to make?

> Yes, it is easy. My friend used to make them. They look really ugly right
> out of the oven, but as you said, you top it with yumminess.
I just looked it up. You beat cream cheese, heavy cream, sugar, vanilla, and lemon zest together, and add eggs. But the bad part is you have to put the pan in a bigger pan with boiling water in the oven at 325 for 2 hours, add boiling water as needed, and then you have to turn off the stove and open the door until it cools. I guess thats ok in the winter but its about 90 degrees here. But this is Martha Stewart recipe so there probably is an easier one out there.
 
Re: Isn't cheesecake really easy to make?

> I just looked it up. You beat cream cheese, heavy cream, sugar, vanilla,
> and lemon zest together, and add eggs. But the bad part is you have to put
> the pan in a bigger pan with boiling water in the oven at 325 for 2 hours,
> add boiling water as needed, and then you have to turn off the stove and
> open the door until it cools. I guess thats ok in the winter but its about
> 90 degrees here. But this is Martha Stewart recipe so there probably is an
> easier one out there.

Thank you my friend. Yes I understand about the heat-factor. I live near the Salton Sea in So. California. It's been in the upper 90's all week. Even broke 100 a time or two.
 
Re: Isn't cheesecake really easy to make?

> Thank you my friend. Yes I understand about the heat-factor. I live near
> the Salton Sea in So. California. It's been in the upper 90's all week.
> Even broke 100 a time or two.

Ha!! The upper 90's ?? That's f-f-f-freezin to us sweltering here in tropical London.
 
Re: Isn't cheesecake really easy to make?

> Ha!! The upper 90's ?? That's f-f-f-freezin to us sweltering here in
> tropical London.

So.
It's hot where you are.
A trend that probably coincides with your presence in any given place...
 
Re: Isn't cheesecake really easy to make?

> So.
> It's hot where you are.
> A trend that probably coincides with your presence in any given place...
>

You might think that. But I couldn't possibly comment.
 
Re: Yes, cheesecake is vile!

It figures. This is coming from our dear Parly. I have never forgiven you for telling us that those baggy-eyed Olson twins had died. Talk about mean. And then come to find out that they indeed still live and breath. Arg!!
God'll get you for that!! :p
 
Re: Yes, cheesecake is vile!

> It figures. This is coming from our dear Parly. I have never forgiven you
> for telling us that those baggy-eyed Olson twins had died. Talk about
> mean. And then come to find out that they indeed still live and breath.
> Arg!!
> God'll get you for that!! :p

G...g...god?
*ponders*
Is god some sort of disease, a flesh-eating virus perhaps? Or maybe it's some kind of evil beast that tears out limbs whilst simultaneously feasting on one's eyes.

Well, whatever it is, I hope when god gets me it's pleasant enough! ^_^
 
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