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Reggy Paper
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I have been searching the internet, speaking to his close friends and relatives and generally snooping on Morrissey for quite a while an have built up a dossier on him, here are five FACTS that every Morrissey fan ought to know!
1 - Although claiming to be a strict vegeterian it's a well known fact to the insiders that Morrissey starts his day off with 3 bacon rolls for breakfast, claiming that as the pigs eat vegetables strictlty speaking he isn't breaking the rules.
2 - Despite being pops most notorious miser he has turned down $5,000,000 for a one off Smiths gig, and says he'd rather eat his own member than reform!
3 - Although bald as a coot he has every band member sign a contract stating they must wear a quiff or be sacked! He has the biggest collection of syrups in showbiz and goes to the same irish jig maker as ELTON JOHN! He gives them all names and has been heard to TALK to them!
4 - He often dresses up and goes to local karaoke bars in Manchester to perform HIS OWN hits, he sings ON key to divert the attention of suspicious patrons!
5 - Whilst claiming to be unimpressed by royalty he recently attended Bucking Ham palace to recieve an OBE for services to music. Whilst there Tom Jones joked that theQueen should throw her knickers at Moz rather than him!
1 - Although claiming to be a strict vegeterian it's a well known fact to the insiders that Morrissey starts his day off with 3 bacon rolls for breakfast, claiming that as the pigs eat vegetables strictlty speaking he isn't breaking the rules.
2 - Despite being pops most notorious miser he has turned down $5,000,000 for a one off Smiths gig, and says he'd rather eat his own member than reform!
3 - Although bald as a coot he has every band member sign a contract stating they must wear a quiff or be sacked! He has the biggest collection of syrups in showbiz and goes to the same irish jig maker as ELTON JOHN! He gives them all names and has been heard to TALK to them!
4 - He often dresses up and goes to local karaoke bars in Manchester to perform HIS OWN hits, he sings ON key to divert the attention of suspicious patrons!
5 - Whilst claiming to be unimpressed by royalty he recently attended Bucking Ham palace to recieve an OBE for services to music. Whilst there Tom Jones joked that theQueen should throw her knickers at Moz rather than him!
