SATH Mosh Pit Wankers
ATTN All idiots who think Moshing is cool:
First of all, this is MORRISSEY not bloody KORN!! Moshing is neither necessary, welcome, or intelligent. In fact, it just makes you appear even more stupid than you look. The biggest failure at the Morrissey/Smiths convention in LA was the attendees who had the brilliant idea to form a huge mosh pit and ruin the show for every one who had an I.Q. above 75. One thing I have noticed, however, is that this tendency to mindlessly slam into other people (i.e. MALES ONLY-ahem!) like deranged animals is only present at SATH shows that admits those under 21. So I am sorry, 17-year-old person, but perhaps the reason you cannot be admitted to Scruffy's, etc. is because those of your age cannot seem to conduct themselves in a civilized manner.
Also, I would like to discourage ugly, drunk (or just plain stupid) idiots from going up on stage and singing along. Firstly, no one thinks you're cool, and they are just laughing at you. Secondly, doing so may be hazardous to your health as someone is eventually going to be seriously injured either accidently or intentionally.
SATH is an excellent band. Please don't ruin the show by your ignorance of manners and common decency.
