Emil
A Burnt Child
Emil, you are a rock star. Go get her!
I figured if you're bothering learning how to speak a language a girl must be involved. Why else would someone learn a language?
Oh, but rockstar is rockstjerne in danish. "Rock" is one of those universal words that is the same in every language.
And no, no girl involved. The reasons for me studying danish are more prosaic than that.