Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

[DAVIE]

Tut, tut, be careful what you post outside the pigsty, young man.

Come on though Kewpie...it's what I'm thinking at this very moment though!
Why can't this "Post Whatever board" be in the pigsty where it belongs?
And yes Kewpie...I love you!

 

[Kewpie]

Come on though Kewpie...it's what I'm thinking at this very moment though!
Why can't this "Post Whatever board" be in the pigsty where it belongs?
And yes Kewpie...I love you!

*blushes*

Your signature is the best I've seen in here.

 

[DAVIE]

*blushes*

Your signature is the best I've seen in here.

It better be because I'm your boyfriend now

 

[Kewpie]

It better be because I'm your boyfriend now

Ahaha, you'll be shocked to know that you're the 46th solo boyfriend since 2006.

 

[DAVIE]

Ahaha, you'll be shocked to know that you're the 46th solo boyfriend since 2006.

.....I thought I was your first
I am heartbroken

 

[billy scissors]

It better be because I'm your boyfriend now

Oh Davie you old rogue What next,a shag and shiitake mushrooms?

 

[DAVIE]

Oh Davie you old rogue What next,a shag and shiitake mushrooms?

Well I dunno how this will all work as I'm apparently being Managed by Barking and The Cat's Mother...Kewpie is now my girlfriend and I'm supposed to be moving in with you (of cause when Kewpie realises she can be find better and I'm dumped by the management!)

 

[Jackie London]

Well I dunno how this will all work as I'm apparently being Managed by Barking and The Cat's Mother...Kewpie is now my girlfriend and I'm supposed to be moving in with you (of cause when Kewpie realises she can be find better and I'm dumped by the management!)

While now and then shagging that Rose-something women. You'll be busy mate!

 

[DAVIE]

While now and then shagging that Rose-something women. You'll be busy mate!

Rose, I'm afraid was a MAJOR disappointment in the bedroom! She had no boobs and I was very upset as there was little femine dominance. Kewpie however...WOAHHH! She knows how I like it....

 

[Jackie London]

Rose, I'm afraid was a MAJOR disappointment in the bedroom! She had no boobs and I was very upset as there was little femine dominance. Kewpie however...WOAHHH! She knows how I like it....

Oh dear, that's more than I wanted to know.

 

[billy scissors]

Well I dunno how this will all work as I'm apparently being Managed by Barking and The Cat's Mother...Kewpie is now my girlfriend and I'm supposed to be moving in with you (of cause when Kewpie realises she can be find better and I'm dumped by the management!)

You are in demand.And Jackie london wants a piece of your ass too.Lucky boy!

 

[DAVIE]

Oh dear, that's more than I wanted to know.

Sorry Jackie...I will need to be much cleaner on this forum! I've tried my best all week to be nice and charming, however today has failed!

 

[Emil]

Sorry Jackie...I will need to be much cleaner on this forum! I've tried my best all week to be nice and charming, however today has failed!

Very much.

 

[Jackie London]

You are in demand.And Jackie london wants a piece of your ass too.Lucky boy!

Oh sweetheart, I would love a piece of your ass too.

(I just felt I had to say it, your post just sounded so sad)

 

[Barking]

...Kewpie is now my girlfriend

 

[DAVIE]

Oh sweetheart, I would love a piece of your ass too.

(I just felt I had to say it, your post just sounded so sad)

No, it should be all mineeee you want Jackie!

 

[DAVIE]

*hides*

BILLY FOR GODS SAKE....HIDE ME!

 

[billy scissors]

Oh sweetheart, I would love a piece of your ass too.

(I just felt I had to say it, your post just sounded so sad)

Youre getting better sugarbutt,Ive missed you.Lets have a fight,you and me

 

[Jackie London]

Youre getting better sugarbutt,Ive missed you.Lets have a fight,you and me

Ok dear, what do you want to fight about?

 

[DAVIE]

Youre getting better sugarbutt,Ive missed you.Lets have a fight,you and me

Hey, bodyguard...you should be doing your duties for me first! Otherwise you aren't getting paid!