MOZ GIVE A POOR NOBODY A CHANCE TO BE SOMEBODY....

[H.E.L.P]

I WANT TO WRITE SONGS AND TOUR WITH YOU.

PLEASE ANYONE WHO CAN GET MY PLEAS TO MOZ, PLEASE DO SO.

I WILL AUDITION AND JUMP THROUGH HOOPS.

 

[Anathema]

Let me help too!

> I WANT TO WRITE SONGS AND TOUR WITH YOU.

> PLEASE ANYONE WHO CAN GET MY PLEAS TO MOZ, PLEASE DO SO.

> I WILL AUDITION AND JUMP THROUGH HOOPS.

Maybe if he lets you write some songs for him he will let me play guitar. Then we can get rid of that horrible rockabilly sound and get down to the business of making great songs for the old boy again i.e. the songs on viva hate.

 

[S. Morrissey]

Re: Alright then....

µ??| TO WRITE SONGS AND TOUR WITH YOU.

> PLEASE ANYONE WHO CAN GET MY PLEAS TO MOZ, PLEASE DO SO.

> I WILL AUDITION AND JUMP THROUGH HOOPS.

All your messages were truly heartwarming, I'm giving up. Come and see me at my house, bring your guitar.

 

[S. Morrissey]

Re: Alright then....

> All your messages were truly heartwarming, I'm giving up. Come and see me
> at my house, bring your guitar.

Duh! Only joking! I already have a band, would you leave me alone now?

 

[xxx]

Re: Let me help too!

right on true morrissey/smiths fan. right on.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lauren]

lol

 

[simplythrilledhoney]

Re: H.E.L.P - read this

> I WANT TO WRITE SONGS AND TOUR WITH YOU.

> PLEASE ANYONE WHO CAN GET MY PLEAS TO MOZ, PLEASE DO SO.

> I WILL AUDITION AND JUMP THROUGH HOOPS.

I don't want to start a flame war, but think about this, if you will .....

You've been posting essentially the same message now for the last few months. I can only assume that Morrissey either doesn't come here (likely) or isn't terribly interested. I'm also assuming no one has been able to help you so far, because if they had, you'd have stopped posting this message.

Secondly, Morrissey has two guitarists. They've been around while now, so I can only assume Morrissey is happy with them. Alain Whyte and Boz Boorer are both excellent musicans and good songwriters. There's nothing wrong with either "Your Arsenal" or "Vauxhall and I". "maladjusted" isn't so great, but that has more to do with the weak lyrics and poor production than the actual musicianship.

Have you considered just starting a band, writing some of you *own* songs, playing live and making a name for yourself he way all other musicans have to, rather than attempting to piggyback off the career of someone else.

Why not put your money where your mouth is and post a link to some MP3s of your music, so that anyone who *might* be able to help you could actually hear your playing. Right now everyone just thinks you're a sad, desperate lunatic Have you written any music? Have you ever played live?

 

[Ben]

Re: maladjusted

> There's nothing wrong
> with either "Your Arsenal" or "Vauxhall and I".
> "maladjusted" isn't so great, but that has more to do with the
> weak lyrics and poor production than the actual musicianship.

Your assessment of 'Maladjusted' is way off base. Perhaps the lyrics say nothing to you about your life, but to many others 'Maladjusted' hits very close to home.

 

[simplythrilledhoney]

Re: maladjusted

> Your assessment of 'Maladjusted' is way off base. Perhaps the lyrics say
> nothing to you about your life, but to many others 'Maladjusted' hits very
> close to home.

I concur that "Maladjusted" has its moments. However, it is patchy, and does seem to rate as the least favourite Moz album round these parts. (And yes, I'm sure all the fans of that particular album will spring out of the woodwork now.) I think that the album has some good songs - the title track and "Trouble Loves Me". However, "Roy's Keen" is probably the worst Morrissey single ever. Surely something so trite could never "hit close to home". "Satan has Rejected My Soul" is just a pale rewrite of "There is a place in hell for me and my friends", but with worse lyrics.

Annoyingly, some of the best songs from these sessions ended up as b-sides, noteable "Lost", "This is not your Country" and "The Edges Are no Longer Parallel".

It's not a patch on "Viva Hate", "Your Arsenal" or "Vauxhall & I". Those three albums were worthy of comparison to The Smiths. "Maladjusted" cerrtainly isn't.

STH

 

[mapasu (sandygringo)]

Maladjusted a bad album? I cannot agree with that!!!

 

[katherine]

Re: maladjusted

It's not a patch on "Viva Hate", "Your Arsenal" or "Vauxhall & I". Those three albums were worthy of comparison to The Smiths. "Maladjusted" cerrtainly isn't.

Sweetness, The Smiths is dead!

> I concur that "Maladjusted" has its moments. However, it is
> patchy, and does seem to rate as the least favourite Moz album round these
> parts. (And yes, I'm sure all the fans of that particular album will
> spring out of the woodwork now.) I think that the album has some good
> songs - the title track and "Trouble Loves Me". However,
> "Roy's Keen" is probably the worst Morrissey single ever. Surely
> something so trite could never "hit close to home". "Satan
> has Rejected My Soul" is just a pale rewrite of "There is a
> place in hell for me and my friends", but with worse lyrics.

> Annoyingly, some of the best songs from these sessions ended up as
> b-sides, noteable "Lost", "This is not your Country"
> and "The Edges Are no Longer Parallel".

> It's not a patch on "Viva Hate", "Your Arsenal" or
> "Vauxhall & I". Those three albums were worthy of comparison
> to The Smiths. "Maladjusted" cerrtainly isn't.

> STH

 

[Sammy Treegates]

What about Alma Matters- It makes me want to get up and dance

 

[23]

God give me patience

> I WANT TO WRITE SONGS AND TOUR WITH YOU.

> PLEASE ANYONE WHO CAN GET MY PLEAS TO MOZ, PLEASE DO SO.

> I WILL AUDITION AND JUMP THROUGH HOOPS.

Give it a rest, won't you? Why don't you join a boy band or something?
This forum needs a bouncer.

 

[L'Estrange]

Re: maladjusted

> I concur that "Maladjusted" has its moments. However, it is
> patchy, and does seem to rate as the least favourite Moz album round these
> parts. (And yes, I'm sure all the fans of that particular album will
> spring out of the woodwork now.) I think that the album has some good
> songs - the title track and "Trouble Loves Me". However,
> "Roy's Keen" is probably the worst Morrissey single ever. Surely
> something so trite could never "hit close to home". "Satan
> has Rejected My Soul" is just a pale rewrite of "There is a
> place in hell for me and my friends", but with worse lyrics.

> Annoyingly, some of the best songs from these sessions ended up as
> b-sides, noteable "Lost", "This is not your Country"
> and "The Edges Are no Longer Parallel".

> It's not a patch on "Viva Hate", "Your Arsenal" or
> "Vauxhall & I". Those three albums were worthy of comparison
> to The Smiths. "Maladjusted" cerrtainly isn't.

> STH
Finally, someone on this site has said that Malajusted is a good track, everything i've heard has been so negative and yet i feel that it is one of his best lyrics and with musical backing to boot.You are spot on with the rest of what you say also, good for you for not going with the flow.