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Reading Mark Simpson's article made me think a bit. It made me think: Morrissey is not human. Let's look at the facts.
- Morrissey is very beautiful
- he is a brilliant singer
- he is a brilliant lyricist (a POET)
- he is an inspired sleeve designer
- he is extremely intelligent
- he is very funny and charming
He came from nowhere and he just HAPPENED to hook up with his generation's greatest guitarist and songwriter, Mr Johnny Marr. And now he is worshipped by millions and he is richer than God. COINCIDENCE? I think NOT!
Steven Patrick Morrissey could not possibly have emerged from his mother's womb on May 22, 1959, like an ordinary person. His parents were obviously in league with SATAN. Yes, Steven was assembled in Satan's pop-star factory and dropped on the Morrissey family's back porch after mummy and daddy had held the appropriate number of black masses. It all makes sense! How ELSE could one person combine so many gifts and have such enormous success? That kind of LUCK just doesn't happen without SATANIC INTERVENTION.
So here's the plan - at Morrissey's next gig somebody has to rush on stage and stab him in the heart with a silver cross (sharpened) that has been blessed by a priest. It won't be that hard. You can do it. The police will understand once you explain it all. You've got to save the world from SATAN who works through MORRISSEY! We should have taken care of this years ago!
- Morrissey is very beautiful
- he is a brilliant singer
- he is a brilliant lyricist (a POET)
- he is an inspired sleeve designer
- he is extremely intelligent
- he is very funny and charming
He came from nowhere and he just HAPPENED to hook up with his generation's greatest guitarist and songwriter, Mr Johnny Marr. And now he is worshipped by millions and he is richer than God. COINCIDENCE? I think NOT!
Steven Patrick Morrissey could not possibly have emerged from his mother's womb on May 22, 1959, like an ordinary person. His parents were obviously in league with SATAN. Yes, Steven was assembled in Satan's pop-star factory and dropped on the Morrissey family's back porch after mummy and daddy had held the appropriate number of black masses. It all makes sense! How ELSE could one person combine so many gifts and have such enormous success? That kind of LUCK just doesn't happen without SATANIC INTERVENTION.
So here's the plan - at Morrissey's next gig somebody has to rush on stage and stab him in the heart with a silver cross (sharpened) that has been blessed by a priest. It won't be that hard. You can do it. The police will understand once you explain it all. You've got to save the world from SATAN who works through MORRISSEY! We should have taken care of this years ago!
