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Keep your legs crossed at work!
His moobs are FANTASTIC, aren't they? What I always start fantasizing about, often involuntarily, is the way his chest fur must smell. I'd sacrifice more than is appropriate for an opportunity to rub my face all over his chest and torso.
XD You just know he reads the frink thread all squeezing his moobs and glancing down at them and saying, to no one in particular, "... They're not so unique... are they? They're the pert man-boobs of any well-preserved Irishman of a certain age. Why do they go on about them so?"
Boz walks in. "What are you doing?"
Morrissey quickly un-honks his moob. "Nothing."
Boz narrows his eyes. "You're reading the frink thread again, aren't you?" He walks over and looks at the screen. "I knew it. Moz, this... this can't be good for a person."
Morrissey grabs his moob. "Boz, ... they've been talking about my breasts for years. YEARS! Yesterday it was my arse. Last week it was my VEINS! It turns out, Boz, that I have sexy veins. Tell me you wouldn't look at a website that was all about how fantastically sexy your parts are." *loudly whispers* "Boz... Scarlet and EPBabe are using me as a marital aid!"
Boz grips his own moob through his shirt absentmindedly. "I suppose you have a point." He glances down at the moob in his hand. "What do your moobs have that mine don't have, anyway?"
Morrissey, eyelids stretched taut in smug superiority, releases his own moob with dramatic flair. "Frinkiness, Boz. They tell me I am unique in this way."
3 porny gifs, made by Di, no doubt:
Question:
If I'd made a diagram of Morrissey that's not really very frinky, but I was scared to post it on another section of solo... would you want me to post it in here or just forget about it?
