Morrissey and his alcohol

  • Thread starter greasetea workin' hard for da' man
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Morrissey is a drunk. He lavishly spends on cranberry (Ocean Spray only for the new king) and Chopin vodka.

I heard he spends lots of time hiding in his house, laden with empty bottles and cigarette butts bandied about. His clothes rumpled on the floor and a uncharacteristic half drunken bottle of Jack Daniels is cuddled next to it.

Morrissey! Quit drinking so much, the last time I saw you out you tried a line on some unwilling girl.

Bloodshot eyes, tobacco breath and two hands in his pocket, drunken grinny gin smile and snot running down his nose...it's Morrissey!

By the way gin and chronic, you owe me a drink since you "disappeared" when it was YOUR turn to buy rounds. Just like the English, get what you want and then leave us Americans dry.
 
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