CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Actually, not to get too weird but also keeping in mind that Morrissey admires many sexually ambiguous artists for the very reason that he's a true androgyne, the seam of his pants makes his cock kinda does look like a swollen vag here. So that's the earthy reptile part. The bird part is tying that observation to the analogy of Zeus in the heavens working his magic to even the poles or whatever. So we can stew about his hot, hard peener all day, or we can take it to the spiritual level and say "What does this mean?"