NO, THAT'S NOT ME, SWEETIE.... I would never, repeat NEVER, be seen out in public with
a) a man in cowboy boots
b) an orange feather boa.
Sorry...nice try, no cigar.
Next?
p.s...my claws are about as big as this chicken, though, so watch out, Plopper.
> Look it's a picture of RUSS T. Shouldn't we be showing the
> chicken's ass though for it to look remotely close to RUSS T?