Is it just me..or is anybody else getting Pop-Ups?

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Just reading a message on here, and a pop-up for Morrissey book (pat reid) and DVD's comes up?
 
Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Just reading a message on here, and a pop-up for Morrissey book (pat reid)
> and DVD's comes up?

Pat's book has been 10 years in the making yet weighs in at a paltry 96 pages.

Even J.D Sallinger wrote more words per year than that.If only Pat wrote as brilliantly...
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Pat's book has been 10 years in the making yet weighs in at a paltry 96
> pages.

> Even J.D Sallinger wrote more words per year than that.If only Pat wrote
> as brilliantly...

I heard J D salinger's pretty good, J. Was it Catcher In The Rye? One of those classics I've never got round to reading.
I'll make a point of getting it when I've finished reading 'Being Jordan' by Katie Price. This book, I feel, will become a classic, and essential reading for students of English literature.
Remember where you heard it first.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> I heard J D salinger's pretty good, J. Was it Catcher In The Rye? One of
> those classics I've never got round to reading.
> I'll make a point of getting it when I've finished reading 'Being Jordan'
> by Katie Price. This book, I feel, will become a classic, and essential
> reading for students of English literature.
> Remember where you heard it first.

The very man Pat.Glad to see you turned up for your English classes at school.

I thought "Being Jordan" was by Joe Jordan. Am I wrong ?
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> The very man Pat.Glad to see you turned up for your English classes at
> school.

> I thought "Being Jordan" was by Joe Jordan. Am I wrong ?

I did indeed turn up for my English classes, J. But only for as long as there was free milk.
And Joe Jordan's book was called 'My Name is Joe'. I think they made a film of it as well.
Sadly, his attempt at a novelty Christmas hit with "all i want for christmas is my two front teeth" didn't trouble the charts.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

Stop your bloody gossiping you two old fishwives.

Does anybody else get pop-ups?

I think I solved the mystery of the shimmering pic. It happens whenever I have a video playing on windows media player.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> I did indeed turn up for my English classes, J. But only for as long as
> there was free milk.
> And Joe Jordan's book was called 'My Name is Joe'. I think they made a
> film of it as well.
> Sadly, his attempt at a novelty Christmas hit with "all i want for
> christmas is my two front teeth" didn't trouble the charts.

Great filum "My Name Is Joe".was it Peter Mullen ?
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Stop your bloody gossiping you two old fishwives.

> Does anybody else get pop-ups?

> I think I solved the mystery of the shimmering pic. It happens whenever I
> have a video playing on windows media player.

Pop-ups? Shimmering pic? A video playing on windows media player??
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. But I'm glad you've solved it.

Anyway...where was I? Oh aye, Johnny, do you remember the Archie Gemmell and Alan Rough duet, "How much is that doggy in the window"?
Didn't trouble the charts either. Sadly.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Great filum "My Name Is Joe".was it Peter Mullen ?

Again, one of those classics I haven't got round to yet, J. I always wondered how Peter Mullen would come across as the Joe Jordan character.
I don't think Mullen bothers too much about the state of his molars either, so maybe it was inspired casting.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Again, one of those classics I haven't got round to yet, J. I always
> wondered how Peter Mullen would come across as the Joe Jordan character.
> I don't think Mullen bothers too much about the state of his molars
> either, so maybe it was inspired casting.

All that Capital living has left you with a lack of culture Patrick.No "Catcher In The Rye" no "My Name Is Joe".You'll be saying you don't go to Galleries next

When I was working in Shaftesbury Avenue my colleagues were amazed that I would go to the National Gallery at lunchtime.They thought I was weird.They might have had a point.....
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> All that Capital living has left you with a lack of culture Patrick.No
> "Catcher In The Rye" no "My Name Is Joe".You'll be
> saying you don't go to Galleries next

> When I was working in Shaftesbury Avenue my colleagues were amazed that I
> would go to the National Gallery at lunchtime.They thought I was
> weird.They might have had a point.....

Shaftesbury Avenue? You've got Soho on one side and the national gallery on the other.
And you went to the national gallery? I'm with your colleagues on this one, J.
 
Re: That's exactly what all the librarians say to me.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Pop-ups? Shimmering pic? A video playing on windows media player??
> I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. But I'm glad you've
> solved it.

> Anyway...where was I? Oh aye, Johnny, do you remember the Archie Gemmell
> and Alan Rough duet, "How much is that doggy in the window"?
> Didn't trouble the charts either. Sadly.

Don't remember that one Pat.You forget I am about 25 years younger than you.
Roughie hosts one of the football phone ins up here.Brilliant !

P.S What's a Weegie ? I thought I was a soap dodger ?
 
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> Shaftesbury Avenue? You've got Soho on one side and the national gallery
> on the other.
> And you went to the national gallery? I'm with your colleagues on this
> one, J.

I did hang about Berwick Street and Raymond's Revue Bar.Only when it got dark.Kept bumping into Morrissey though.

I'm never drinking with him again.He's Radio Rental.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> I did hang about Berwick Street and Raymond's Revue Bar.Only when it got
> dark.Kept bumping into Morrissey though.

> I'm never drinking with him again.He's Radio Rental.

Raymond's Revue Bar was great for a while, J. But the owner's insistence on singing "no-one can hold a candle to you" spoiled it.
It's alright once or twice, but not every night.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Raymond's Revue Bar was great for a while, J. But the owner's insistence
> on singing "no-one can hold a candle to you" spoiled it.
> It's alright once or twice, but not every night.

I stopped going there.I kept getting propositioned by ladies of the night.At Leicester Square I was very much in vogue with men of the night.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> Don't remember that one Pat.You forget I am about 25 years younger than
> you.
> Roughie hosts one of the football phone ins up here.Brilliant !

> P.S What's a Weegie ? I thought I was a soap dodger ?

You're a weegie AND a soap-dodger, J. But I can top that. I'm a weegie, a soap-dodger, AND a coffin-dodger.

Ps. 'coffin' is 'casket' to my north american readers.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> I stopped going there.I kept getting propositioned by ladies of the
> night.At Leicester Square I was very much in vogue with men of the night.

I'm not surprised, J. Being fluent in the local palare is a big advantage. Erm....so I'm told.
 
Re: Ahhh.... Pat Reid

> I heard J D salinger's pretty good, J. Was it Catcher In The Rye? One of
> those classics I've never got round to reading.

Salinger wrote only one good book, "The Catcher in the Rye". Everything else he wrote was never as good and so he went to hide in that great big concrete bunker he built so he could never disappoint anyone again. Paul Weller would make a good roommate.
 

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