There's no shame. Were you told it's dirty - it's bad - you'll go blind? Perhaps 'Speeds Exceeding' you should do it too and then you'd be a whole lot more mellow and likeable. As it is, you're totally out of order.
Re: You would go out tonight but...you're a tedious wanker with a deformed hand?
which hand is it? Do you think it got that way through masturbation?
btw you are off my christmas card list.
*right a wank me thinks!*
luv
Grim O'Grady
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