Re: Ms. Cleo
Swinkle: Hello, Cleo?
Cleo:
Ya Mon,
I be givin da readins off me Richard Simmons Dial-A-Meal cards.
Ahhh yea I know you be 'avin a boyfriend with a mustacha sellin dem crawdaddies on the hood of yer car wiffout tellin you mmmm-hmmmm.
Swinkle: Ohhh my! Wow Cleo you are amazing! Tell me more!!
Cleo: Me crystal ball be gittin all fuzzy mon.. one moment wile I take a puff from me crack pipe...
Swinkle: I have never felt such a psychic connection, this is incredible!!!
Cleo: Sumtin be commin to me now. I be sencin da mudflap and a seabreeze. Don't you be beggin mudflaps to 'ang out wiff you. Da flappa be 'angin in a park wiff his leg up in da air gettin sum releif ya know what I be sayin. He be under a lot of da pressure since he not be gettin da part of the Olson Twins babysitter in Mary Kate and Ashley go to Paris.
Swinkle: Wow Cleo, I never knew you could be so amazing.
Cleo: WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FER? CALL ME NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!