I decree today that I love BAU

[(TM)]

 

[identikit]

BAU = Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch!

 

[Bored at Unemployment]

Re: BAU = Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/crime/crimewatch/index.shtml

This page really didn't help explain what Crimewatch is. Does it mean I'm ugly, in a roundabout sort of way? You're probably right.

And I so don't have Baywatch body. So you might as well be wholeheartedly mean, instead of halfheartedly.

 

[identikit]

Re: BAU = Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch!

> http://www.bbc.co.uk/crime/crimewatch/index.shtml This page really
> didn't help explain what Crimewatch is. Does it mean I'm ugly, in a
> roundabout sort of way?

In a roundabout sort of way, yeah.
In a kind of pinched faced, sucking a lemon, pasty, kind of way.
I don't like how you fought people, like some kind of deranged lunatic, for Deano's drumstick either.
in fact, I don't like anything about you.

 

[identikit]

Re: BAU = Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch!

btw, "but I've read well & I've heard them said...." are lyrics from Cemetry Gates, not This Charming Man.

 

[Bored at Unemployment]

Re: BAU = Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch!

Oh well.

 

[(TM)]

BAU - you are beautiful, in every way

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

Re: BAU = Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch!

You are extremely cruel whoever you are!