I am worried Heather Street is calling the police what would she say to them??

[Andy I+cats!]

I thought she didn't have a computor as she lives with Andy Rourke???

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re:Would the good Policemen and women of Manchester be intersted in this??

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re:Some wild autistic girl gives my boyfriend presents&sometimes goes to his gigs???

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re:Some mild autistic girl gives my boyfriend presents&sometimes goes to his gigs???

 

[lutewhine]

I have a great idea

The Manc police will fit you up good style given half a chance.

My advice is to lay low. Certainly you should stop mentioning her or Andy Rourke in any threads on the internet - they'll go straight for your computer after all - and so you should abstain from posting about then for, say, a month or so just until things cool off.

Then come back with a new ID and never mention their names ever again. But - and here's the clever bit - you can think about them all you like.

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re: Someone said if you sleep with a Manchester policeman it helps your case??

 

[lutewhine]

No - they'll just accuse you of rape to support their case

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re: I am in an Internet cafe, I am very open the police can know everything!!

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re: male rape does that happen? it can't do? police can do that?

 

[lutewhine]

RUN! QUICK! That's the first place they'll look once they find this messageboard

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re: I will sleep with the Judge when it goes to court!

 

[lutewhine]

Yes. The statistics are shocking. If only I had them to hand

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re: What about the good male Judges of England??

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re: Judges are of better stock than Policemen I would get on better with them.

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re: I am a bit of a snob really!! my background is more like a Judge than a policeman.

 

[lutewhine]

It's the traffic wardens you have to watch out for - they're undercover policemen

 

[Andy I+cats!]

Re:You do get plaine clothed police but they don't pose as traffic wardens no.

 

[lutewhine]

no that would be stupid. That's what lollipop ladies are for