"Haven't got a stitch to wear". What's a stitch?

[Chump]

"I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear" in This Charming Man. What is a stitch?

 

[Emotional Air Raid]

Clothing

 

[Harsh Truth]

Are you for real?

 

[LC]

> What is a stitch?

It's a small UK insect, about the size of a house, usually worn around the waist to signify that one intends to utter the word "gloop" every alternate Tuesday. It's an old custom, but one which can still be found in certain parts of East Anglia. Further information can be obtained from my forthcoming book "Unsized Fecundity" which explores this subject, and many more, in a slightly limp fashion. Look out for it on Amazon soon!

Hope this helps.

 

[Kali]

> It's a small UK insect, about the size of a house, usually worn around the
> waist to signify that one intends to utter the word "gloop"
> every alternate Tuesday. It's an old custom, but one which can still be
> found in certain parts of East Anglia. Further information can be obtained
> from my forthcoming book "Unsized Fecundity" which explores this
> subject, and many more, in a slightly limp fashion. Look out for it on
> Amazon soon!

> Hope this helps.

LMAO, that was good. Kali