... and for you cynics
hee hee here's some Cynical V-Day fun as well:
ROMANCE POETRY
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic
first line but least romantic second line.
*Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss... but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
*Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you...But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
*Of loving beauty you float with grace... If only you could hide your face.
*Kind, intelligent, loving and hot... This describes everything you are not.
*I want to feel your sweet embrace... But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
*I love your smile, your face, and your eyes... Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
*My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife... Marrying you screwed up my life.
*I see your face when I am dreaming... That's why I always wake up screaming.
*My love you take my breath away... What have you stepped in to smell this way?
*My feelings for you no words can tell... Except for maybe "go to hell".
