girlfriend

Re: it`s morrissey and not morisey. you are an idiot (no message just this insult)

HeY!! Please refer to my previous statement. I DO NOT like Morency!! I simply am trying to get laid.
 
Re: Boyfriend in a coma ( sorry Cilli )

> One way for you "to get down her pants" would be to
> form a sensible adult relationship with her. How long has she
> been your girlfriend? - perhaps if you gave up your adolescent
> sexual ambitions and replaced them with something more
> substantial, you might get the opportunity to finally lose your
> virginity.

OK. First wrong. I am not a virgin. Second wrong. I am not an adolescent. Third wrong. This IS an adult relationship. The _problem_ here is she is a Morency fan and by all the threads posted in this forum, you can see how screwed up they are!! I think I'll go back to www.drseuss.com and find some intellectual conversation. . .
 
Re: Boyfriend in a coma ( sorry Cili )

Comedy is an art form; if you do have this urge to experiment with it I suggest you first educate yourself some of its nuances. May I recommend the work of Tony Hancock as a starting point.
Your main error here is attempting a kind of irony - re-read what you've said; Note the last line in particular, you've made the common error of the amateur haven't you. Do you see?
Also, by overtly misspelling Morrissey again( ie Morency ), you've proven yourself to be a mere dilletante; subtletly should be your watchword.
Try harder next time.

> OK. First wrong. I am not a virgin. Second wrong. I am not an
> adolescent. Third wrong. This IS an adult relationship. The
> _problem_ here is she is a Morency fan and by all the threads
> posted in this forum, you can see how screwed up they are!! I
> think I'll go back to www.drseuss.com and find some intellectual
> conversation. . .




A Taste of Honey ( 44kb zip )
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Re: Boyfriend in a coma ( sorry Cili )

You have that much time on your hands and a real need to see your words in print? You wasted a perfectly good spot to post something useful. Please go back to bed. You're boring.

Big

> Comedy is an art form; if you do have this urge to experiment
> with it I suggest you first educate yourself some of its
> nuances. May I recommend the work of Tony Hancock as a starting
> point.
> Your main error here is attempting a kind of irony - re-read
> what you've said; Note the last line in particular, you've made
> the common error of the amateur haven't you. Do you see?
> Also, by overtly misspelling Morrissey again( ie Morency ),
> you've proven yourself to be a mere dilletante; subtletly should
> be your watchword.
> Try harder next time.
 
Re: Boyfriend in a coma ( sorry Cili )

Strange, that out of all the comments on this board, you should choose this one to get worked up about - especially as its your first post here. Perhaps you could tell me what "usefully" could have been posted in place of my comment, and also how it's possible to "waste" spots?
And, with all due respect to your incredible insight, the whole of this thread could easily be labelled boring. What's your opinion of the posts at the head of this thread? or do you think that it is a fine example of the art of posting?

> You have that much time on your hands and a real need to see
> your words in print? You wasted a perfectly good spot to post
> something useful. Please go back to bed. You're boring.

> Big
 
Re: Boyfriend in a coma ( sorry Cili )

If this thread is so boring than why did you stoop so low to post your 2 sense. But since you did already, you could have asked someone to join the fight club or something along those lines.
The original poster asked for help about something which was a valid question(not a good post, but valid). Not too exciting either, but he was honest, ok? Any post after that one that chastised him, etc. was a waste of a post and didn't belong. Did anyone try to answer his question without a smart alec answer? I think not. I have nothing agaist you btw, Mr. Monkey. Don't be ofended so easily and don't waste space, please!

Big

> Strange, that out of all the comments on this board, you should
> choose this one to get worked up about - especially as its your
> first post here. Perhaps you could tell me what
> "usefully" could have been posted in place of my
> comment, and also how it's possible to "waste" spots?
> And, with all due respect to your incredible insight, the whole
> of this thread could easily be labelled boring. What's your
> opinion of the posts at the head of this thread? or do you think
> that it is a fine example of the art of posting?
 
Re: I have you pegged right here take a lookie here

> How's that?

You can be respectful and affectionate without *playing a role.* That's my point. If you're following 'rules' or standard wooing procedures, then you're not being yourself. And judging from the posts around here, the chicks DON'T dig that kind of falseness.
 
correct

> that those 'romantic' things are so cliched that nobody could
> possibly be sincere in doing them.

Yeah, the whole thing reeks of "there will be sex expected after my part is done."

It looks like the guy has an instruction booklet and keeps referring to it:

"let me see...I told her she looks nice, and I smiled at one of her jokes...um, I think I will open the wine next. Drunk = horny."

>That is, the guy must be
> going through the motions. And he thinks that the girl will fall
> for it, so he must think she's stupid. So he must not respect
> her intelligence. OR if he's serious, he must be stupid, and
> girls don't like stupid men. And if he's serious and she falls
> for it, they are both stupid.

Some people are actually seriously. But I noticed the girls who stick with these guys really have a high tolerance for pretty obnoxious guys to begin with.

"ugh...she wanted to see some girlie flick last night and I told her I was going to drop her off and go watch the game."

> Anyway, if you do these typical, prescribed things, you are not
> treating her like an individual. You're treating her like a
> 'typical girl' who is supposed to react the typical way to
> typical stimuli. And that's insulting.

I would laugh at some idiot if they started hand feeding me chocolates. Especially if I wasn't interested and they insisted on it because they wanted the evening to be "perfect."
 
Re: Boyfriend in a coma ( sorry Cili )

The first post asked "How do I get into a girls pants?" - hardly a valid or honest question; it was designed to create a reaction. I reacted - by pointing out the poor quality of wit displayed by this individual.
Did you think that this was a reasonable question? - or maybe you can't recognize an attempt at a joke ( even when its this bad! ). The person was trying to be funny - but was unfortunately not up to the task.
Also, what do you mean "waste space"? Its not fixed you know. This is cyberspace - the dimensions are limitless.
And I'm not offended in the slightest - ( did you say something offensive? I must have missed it, sorry )

> If this thread is so boring than why did you stoop so low to
> post your 2 sense. But since you did already, you could have
> asked someone to join the fight club or something along those
> lines.
> The original poster asked for help about something which was a
> valid question(not a good post, but valid). Not too exciting
> either, but he was honest, ok? Any post after that one that
> chastised him, etc. was a waste of a post and didn't belong. Did
> anyone try to answer his question without a smart alec answer? I
> think not. I have nothing agaist you btw, Mr. Monkey. Don't be
> ofended so easily and don't waste space, please!

> Big
 
Surprised!

Oh my goodness... I honestly expected a letter calling me stupid for taking your original post seriously. I can't believe it. You actually believe in what you posted! ... I know I shouldn't laugh but I can't stop myself. You actually believe that you're succeeding with women (something I am beginning to doubt very much) due to the efficacy of your hackneyed attempts at being romantic? And I do use "succeed" very loosely. Having many "first times" doesn't constitute success in my opinion.

As I intimated before, I suspect that whatever success you've had using your feigned routine reveals more about the women you are sleeping with than your own gullibility.

It's not your lack of intelligence or creativity that I find so pathetic. It's your naivety (and borderline stupidity) which lacks any humility. There's something very adorable about ineptitude when combined with sincerity. You, on the other hand, have no sincerity whatsoever.

And since I'm here... I read your messages down below, and you mentioned something about "injecting class" into this messageboard or something to that effect. Another thing which I find funny about you is that you can't see the irony in you affecting "class", while your messages are abundantly littered with all sorts of ugliness. All you seem to do is pretend.

The more you speak (type), the more obvious it is that you are a sad individual who is trying much, much too hard to construct facades. But you're not even good enough to do that it seems, because people can see right through it.

You lack substance. Read a book. Perhaps you'll learn something about your... er, perhaps you'll learn something.
 
Re: Rob-Thanks for sharing the pics

> Hey man-thanks for posting your Moz concert pics and commentary.
> This board needs more generous people like you.

Goodness. Could you possibly be more transparent ZR?
 
You're sad, Cili. Really really sad.

Cili, take a rest, won't you? You seem like you need a week's worth. I might suggest you get ahold of a book re: life. Sometimes you do what you need to do to get what you want. Don't be stupid(I know it's hard to not be for you). Fine-tell that to all the ladies who fell for my Barry White CDs, et al. Call them stupid, smart, silly whatever. I got freaky and that's all I care to cal it. You're tired. Now get back to the library before your head explodes from reality. You are not as smart as you seem-trust me. I think you've been reading too many Gloria Steinum books and your head is cloudy. Bet you have 6 cats, 3 dogs, haven't seen a man in years haven't tasted a burger since you discovered Moz-you're so plastic it's not even remotely funny. You're a follower on the goodshipMOZ. I think you need to leave now, ok? Before you show the group too much more of yourself and you lose all your friends. Be a smart, good girl. Go on. Just leave.

> Oh my goodness... I honestly expected a letter calling me stupid
> for taking your original post seriously. I can't believe it. You
> actually believe in what you posted! ... I know I shouldn't
> laugh but I can't stop myself. You actually believe that you're
> succeeding with women (something I am beginning to doubt very
> much) due to the efficacy of your hackneyed attempts at being
> romantic? And I do use "succeed" very loosely. Having
> many "first times" doesn't constitute success in my
> opinion.

> As I intimated before, I suspect that whatever success you've
> had using your feigned routine reveals more about the women you
> are sleeping with than your own gullibility.

> It's not your lack of intelligence or creativity that I find so
> pathetic. It's your naivety (and borderline stupidity) which
> lacks any humility. There's something very adorable about
> ineptitude when combined with sincerity. You, on the other hand,
> have no sincerity whatsoever.

> And since I'm here... I read your messages down below, and you
> mentioned something about "injecting class" into this
> messageboard or something to that effect. Another thing which I
> find funny about you is that you can't see the irony in you
> affecting "class", while your messages are abundantly
> littered with all sorts of ugliness. All you seem to do is
> pretend.

> The more you speak (type), the more obvious it is that you are a
> sad individual who is trying much, much too hard to construct
> facades. But you're not even good enough to do that it seems,
> because people can see right through it.

> You lack substance. Read a book. Perhaps you'll learn something
> about your... er, perhaps you'll learn something.
 
Re: Boyfriend in a coma ( sorry Cili )

or maybe
> you can't recognize an attempt at a joke ( even when its this
> bad! ). The person was trying to be funny - but was
> unfortunately not up to the task.

People around here hardly ever understand jokes. You get sort of 'satirical' anti-Moz attacks and things. Maybe it's cuz we're on the internet and we can't read people's expressions.




This Halloween I go as Myself
 
Re: Obviously written by someone who hasn't had one in awhile

Ok being a "chick" yourself what do you think?
Female Moz fans are near ghastly. Just not my type. Let's not go there, sister. Never said I wanted a moz fan as my "chick" anyway, did I?
Answer your question, sister?
Key Slapper? HAHAHAHA nice name too.

> If chicks like your routine so much, why don't any of the girls
> here agree with you?
 
Re: You're mad, Ripper. Really really mad.

> Cili, take a rest, won't you?

Give me a cigarette, God, giva me patience, just no more conversation... I haven't thought of that song in ages! Thanks for reminding me of it! :)

> I might suggest you get ahold of a book re: life.

Well, will you or won't you?

> Sometimes you do what you need to do to get what you want.

So what would one need to do in order to give you a smart smack on the head?

> Don't be stupid(I know it's hard to not be for you).

Er... right.

> Fine-tell that to all the ladies who fell for my Barry White CDs, et
> al. Call them stupid, smart, silly whatever.

I like "stupid". :o

> I got freaky and that's all I care to cal it.

Some advice: don't make any babies love. Do everyone a favour, you feckless fecundating fecal fu*ker (I mean "fuc*er" literally!). ;p

> You're tired.

No, I feel alright at the moment.

> Now get back to the library before your head explodes from reality.

I actually don't enjoy libraries all that much. The heavy atmosphere always makes me want to go to the toilet.

Tell me more of this... "reality".

> You are not as smart as you seem-trust me.

Okay I will then. Lead the way and I shall follow...

> I think you've been reading too many Gloria Steinum books and your
> head is cloudy.

Now, do you mean that my head is cloudy from the books, or that my head is cloudy all by itself? I must know.

> Bet you have 6 cats,

False.

> 3 dogs,

False.

> haven't seen a man in years

False.

> haven't tasted a burger since you discovered Moz-

False.

> you're so plastic

False.

> it's not even remotely funny.

True.

> You're a follower on the goodshipMOZ.

False.

> I think you need to leave now, ok?

False.

> Before you show the group too much more of yourself and you lose all
> your friends.

And that would be because every one of my friends exists within this website right?

> Be a smart, good girl.

Okay, I will.

> Go on. Just leave.

I will take your advice for now because I'm leaving to go watch "Fight Club" per Flucky's very cogent counsel. But I will be back tomorrow so write me something good! This one cheered me up a bit.
 
Re: Obviously written by someone who hasn't had one in awhile

Since when am I a girl? Just noting that girls don't seem to agree with you.

> Key Slapper? HAHAHAHA nice name too.

Obscure literary reference. Nobody ever understands.


This Halloween I go as Meeeeeee
 
Oh, bondage, up yours.

I don't like girls anyway. I much prefer wimmin(also an obscure literary reference, which nobody ever understands).
Who loves ya, babe.

Zipper

> Since when am I a girl? Just noting that girls don't seem to
> agree with you.

> Obscure literary reference. Nobody ever understands.
 
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