FAO: Kestrel

[whirling dervish]

Kes,

So this is Christmas...penny slots and a human circus show. It gets better every year, doesn't it?

Well, the ipod and the internet connection make it all ok. Thanks for the tunes, and the posts.

Peace on earth and good will toward Mensans!

Signed,
Whirly D

 

[Kestrel]

well, whirly d, better a human circus show then one utilising poor doped up lions. the indignity.
i am bored out of mind.
tore the closets inside out looking for that smiths daffodil T and came up chumps.
munching on mo' chestnuts just now and drinking some crazy chinese herbal tea that grandma brewed up and when i say grandma i dont mean 'andrea ison, gramma, rourkie bear'...

yours in admiration of the OED,

Kes

> Kes,

> So this is Christmas...penny slots and a human circus show. It gets better
> every year, doesn't it?

> Well, the ipod and the internet connection make it all ok. Thanks for the
> tunes, and the posts.

> Peace on earth and good will toward Mensans!

> Signed,
> Whirly D

 

[my only mistake is I'm hoping]

I got a gift card for The GAP. Did you......?

 

[whirling dervish]

Kes,

Just returned from the show. Not exactly my cup of tea, but I have to say that that shit was amazing. Oh how I long to be lithe.

Sorry about the lack of daffodils. I'll do the same when I get home, and maybe I won't turn up empty-handed.

Chestnuts are low in fat and have no cholesterol, so eat up you big burly beast.

Incidentally, at the show I sat next to a family friend who goes (seriously) by 'Master Lee'. He is a sage (also serious) and says I am to be married in the new year. In this town of unfair odds, I'd still rather put my money on the cards.

Anyway, I'm going to bed now. Si hi to gloworm for me.

until next time,
Whirly

> well, whirly d, better a human circus show then one utilising poor doped
> up lions. the indignity.
> i am bored out of mind.
> tore the closets inside out looking for that smiths daffodil T and came up
> chumps.
> munching on mo' chestnuts just now and drinking some crazy chinese herbal
> tea that grandma brewed up and when i say grandma i dont mean 'andrea
> ison, gramma, rourkie bear'...

> yours in admiration of the OED,

> Kes

 

[Kestrel]

> I got a gift card for The GAP. Did you......?

No, I only shop at charity or at very expensive stores. I also understand the principals of Economics so dont be smart with me or I'll hex you.

The only people who are paid decently in the manufacturing industry are little italian ladies who handknit expensive luxury woolens for people who can afford them and the men who make engines for war machines.

 

[Kestrel]

Whirls,

I'd really love to meet this guy. Sounds like he might be the real deal. Can he levitate? Does he wear flowing woolen robes? Is he on a thimbleful of cornmeal a day diet? Have a little faith in the words of the ancient Mage, after all, you cannont deny that love IS in the air... 'oh s----!'

I'm still bored my only consolation is that I have another few hundred chestnuts to plow through and then I think I'll go back to Nueva York Shitty.
It is doubtful that we'll be on-line at the same time.

Should I go to Africa?

El Kestro

> Kes,

> Just returned from the show. Not exactly my cup of tea, but I have to say
> that that shit was amazing. Oh how I long to be lithe.

> Sorry about the lack of daffodils. I'll do the same when I get home, and
> maybe I won't turn up empty-handed.

> Chestnuts are low in fat and have no cholesterol, so eat up you big burly
> beast.

> Incidentally, at the show I sat next to a family friend who goes
> (seriously) by 'Master Lee'. He is a sage (also serious) and says I am to
> be married in the new year. In this town of unfair odds, I'd still rather
> put my money on the cards.

> Anyway, I'm going to bed now. Si hi to gloworm for me.

> until next time,
> Whirly

 

[Kestrel]

err, also 'plough' .
but never bring this up to the original whirling dervish.

> Whirls,

> I'd really love to meet this guy. Sounds like he might be the real deal.
> Can he levitate? Does he wear flowing woolen robes? Is he on a thimbleful
> of cornmeal a day diet? Have a little faith in the words of the ancient
> Mage, after all, you cannont deny that love IS in the air... 'oh s----!'

> I'm still bored my only consolation is that I have another few hundred
> chestnuts to plow through and then I think I'll go back to Nueva York
> Shitty.
> It is doubtful that we'll be on-line at the same time.

> Should I go to Africa?

> El Kestro

 

[whirling dervish]

Oh, the original whirling dervish (sigh). I do miss him. I haven't laughed this hard in years.

Incidentally, the venerable Master Lee is a master of feng shui, another topic we've already determined should never be broached with the OWD.

Don't you think the handle suits me though? I'm reeling as we speak.

I probably won't be online until tonight, as we're leaving this town and heading west. You can bet your remaining rupees I'm pretty psyched about sitting in a car for five hours.

Yes, you must open your heart and go to Africa. But get innoculated first.

Still whirling,
Dervs

> err, also 'plough' .
> but never bring this up to the original whirling dervish.

> Whirls,

> I'd really love to meet this guy. Sounds like he might be the real deal.

> Can he levitate? Does he wear flowing woolen robes? Is he on a thimbleful

> of cornmeal a day diet? Have a little faith in the words of the ancient

> Mage, after all, you cannont deny that love IS in the air... 'oh s----!'

> I'm still bored my only consolation is that I have another few hundred

> chestnuts to plow through and then I think I'll go back to Nueva York

> Shitty.

> It is doubtful that we'll be on-line at the same time.

> Should I go to Africa?

> El Kestro