Nah. Roman Polanski had a minor problem. This, this is nothing. We're talking about a man who insisted on covering Cilla Black. He can cover Electronic, if only to spite his "severed ally".
Yes Worm, but Moz slagged B Sumners voice off on that album didn't he? To the point that BS said if he ever met Morrissey he "would tw@t him" so I really doubt it he would give him the ego boost his career (does he still have one?) possibly needs (sorry Vivassy).
But saying that, this thread is to discuss what we'd like to hear him sing, not what he WILL ACTUALLY sing, so on that basis, and to prove my musical knowledge is as long as my nose here's my suggestion:
Five Get Over Excited by The HouseMartins.
Why? I hear no one ask:
Firstly it is a fun, upbeat song and would take our man's doubters by surprise and secondly, some of the lyrics are right up his street (on which he ran):
"James Dean posters on the wall" and
"I am a guy from Camden Town" and then finally, the best early sign of the genius that is Paul Heaton:
"Feigning concern, a conservative pastime
Makes you feel doubtful right from the start
The expression she pulls is exactlly like last time
You’ve got to conclude she just hasn’t a heart"
Sorry to have bothered you, please carry on.