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AP Newswire
05-23-00
by Hugo Loss
Although first amendment rights are tantamount, thre is no excuse for verbal harrasment nor is it tolerated. And that is how David T., commander of Morrissey-solo.com also feels. After weeks of racist posts and name stealing, Mr. Tseng has finally put his digital foot down.
"It was pathetic and awful!" Mr. Tseng said while petting his cat Gjinji on his lap. "Let all those who wish to do that be warned that this registration system will block you!"
However, not all are pleased with this extra step...especially one member of the band the website dedicates itself to.
"Man Archie Comics rule! I love Betty and Veronica!!!" guitarist Boz Boorer said. "I used to respect David T. but what the hell dude-dillio, hee hee A-dawg taught me that one yo! But getting back to this..I'm sorry but even Mr. Weatherbee is cool!"
To emphasize his disdain even further, Mr. Boorer proceeds to perform the MC Hammer "U can't touch this" dance while downing another Zima.
"This is how I feel about David T and his disrespect (yo gimme yaw props!) to Archie Andrews" Boz said while squatting on a Bronski Beat record and defecating. "Ploppy ploppy..hee hee, Jughead Jughead, no scrubs and pimpin' ain't easy!!!!!"
At press time, Mr. Tseng has not decided on a new system and Mr. Boorer resides in a hospital for imflamed testicular swelling from repeated "...kicks by Morrissey in the ghoulies" according to the manic artist.
In a related note, the morrissey tour.com bimbos were bolted off the planet for being a couple of daft twits.
05-23-00
by Hugo Loss
Although first amendment rights are tantamount, thre is no excuse for verbal harrasment nor is it tolerated. And that is how David T., commander of Morrissey-solo.com also feels. After weeks of racist posts and name stealing, Mr. Tseng has finally put his digital foot down.
"It was pathetic and awful!" Mr. Tseng said while petting his cat Gjinji on his lap. "Let all those who wish to do that be warned that this registration system will block you!"
However, not all are pleased with this extra step...especially one member of the band the website dedicates itself to.
"Man Archie Comics rule! I love Betty and Veronica!!!" guitarist Boz Boorer said. "I used to respect David T. but what the hell dude-dillio, hee hee A-dawg taught me that one yo! But getting back to this..I'm sorry but even Mr. Weatherbee is cool!"
To emphasize his disdain even further, Mr. Boorer proceeds to perform the MC Hammer "U can't touch this" dance while downing another Zima.
"This is how I feel about David T and his disrespect (yo gimme yaw props!) to Archie Andrews" Boz said while squatting on a Bronski Beat record and defecating. "Ploppy ploppy..hee hee, Jughead Jughead, no scrubs and pimpin' ain't easy!!!!!"
At press time, Mr. Tseng has not decided on a new system and Mr. Boorer resides in a hospital for imflamed testicular swelling from repeated "...kicks by Morrissey in the ghoulies" according to the manic artist.
In a related note, the morrissey tour.com bimbos were bolted off the planet for being a couple of daft twits.
