Yes, you are the epitome of why your mommy should have been belted in the stomach while carrying you. I would have paid three sheckels to see you as a birdlike fetus bounce off the concrete and into an oncoming double decker bus. Oh and your father should have had his scrotum yanked so far down, he would spit up his testicles when snapped back for contributing to "the ugliest man in the UK".
Oh by the way, a handsome man like you should have no trouble attracting dimwitted gorillas by the handful, so spread you assjam ya moron.
