As You All Know..

[Pull Your Penis Off and Crazy Glue It To Your Fore]

I have always loved Suzanne. She can't handle that, of course, and neither can many of the people who come here.

Now, I'd like to read you a selection from "Thrumpus," my ode to Suzanne, whom I love.

Suzanne, when you can
In my van
We are tan
We'll eat beans
From a can
Please be mine
Suzanne

There. And you thought Morrissey was pretty clever, didn't you?



Masturbate--it's great!