> I'm sooooooo tempted.
> ....soooooo tempted.
Oh come on Lifeguard, don't you know irony when you hear it? We British are known for our ironic wit and verbal lampoonery, chill out! Please, don't shoot! I know you were all born with firearms in your hands but there's got to be a better way to resolve this! Only joshing, Merry Xmas and er...thanks for...you know...stuff.