TOUT EXPOSED

[snoz angeles]

a quote from lutewhine aka geeky TOUT loser who is so self righteous to everyone

"There was a presale of tix for Madonna's Earl's Court date later in the year today. Tix are already all over the place on ebay.

I'd already laughed my head off earlier in the week at the idea of being 100m away from the stage for £50, laughed even harder at the idea of a face value ticket for a gig being £150, but the most laughable thing of all is that the £150 tickets are subject to £15-worth of booking fees through Ticketmaster.

And it'll sell out in minutes. f***ing unbelievable. "

THEN he said he wasn't a tout, which he obviously IS
he said he didn't even LIKE madonna, err read his message
blatantly being interested in the prices of tickets to someone
you DESPISE

then he says further down that he is not really against touting
i.e. getting in quick to buy tickets to sell to REAL FANS for
a huge profit, he even moans about the PRICE, errr, and you don't
like f***ing madonna, you been found out

 

[guv]

ello ello ello

> THEN he said he wasn't a tout, which he obviously IS
> he said he didn't even LIKE madonna, err read his message
> blatantly being interested in the prices of tickets to someone
> you DESPISE

> then he says further down that he is not really against touting
> i.e. getting in quick to buy tickets to sell to REAL FANS for
> a huge profit, he even moans about the PRICE, errr, and you don't
> like f***ing madonna, you been found out

I was passing this 'ere board when I noticed this peculiar posting. "Look 'ere", I said to my wife, "I think that my old matey boy Ian's on the blue pills again. He's posting some outrageous bollocks".

"I miss poor Ian. I liked his crayon drayings," my recently pleasured wife replied, "I never could understand why all the clouds were green, but he had such a happy face".

 

[snoz angeles]

i hope everyone is enjoying "lutewhines" demise, since he was shamed

 

[lutewhine]

madge, myself and mozzerian

> THEN he said he wasn't a tout, which he obviously IS
> he said he didn't even LIKE madonna, err read his message
> blatantly being interested in the prices of tickets to someone
> you DESPISE

I got a paper on Monday. I read the paper and it told me things, such as the price of Madonna tickets for her forthcoming date. Don't remember saying that I despised Madonna either, since I own several of her albums from back in the day, but as I said earlier I'm not remotely arsed about going to one of her ridiculously overpriced gigs. My main point was about the booking fees anyhow.

> then he says further down that he is not really against touting
> i.e. getting in quick to buy tickets to sell to REAL FANS for
> a huge profit, he even moans about the PRICE, errr, and you don't
> like f***ing madonna, you been found out

You're a bit confused here. I'm not a fan of touting, but I'm not one of the "report to ebay" bunch either. I'm a touting moderate - I know it happens, kind of go "huh", but I neither partake in it nor march against it. And I did used to sort of like Madonna, round about True Blue sort of time when I was a wee pup of a lad. But then you know all this, what with being me and all.

 

[snoz angeles]

HAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!

> I got a paper on Monday. I read the paper and it told me things, such as
> the price of Madonna tickets for her forthcoming date. Don't remember
> saying that I despised Madonna either, since I own several of her albums
> from back in the day, but as I said earlier I'm not remotely arsed about
> going to one of her ridiculously overpriced gigs. My main point was about
> the booking fees anyhow.

> You're a bit confused here. I'm not a fan of touting, but I'm not one of
> the "report to ebay" bunch either. I'm a touting moderate - I
> know it happens, kind of go "huh", but I neither partake in it
> nor march against it. And I did used to sort of like Madonna, round about
> True Blue sort of time when I was a wee pup of a lad. But then you know
> all this, what with being me and all.

now regulars, two hours later after reading the pitiful messages
does this new tact convince you? if it does you are a fool who
has not read the whole evidence, he is squirming along with his
defender SHOCKER uncleskinny, shameful