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IF YOU HAVE SIXTEEN AND ONE LESS THAN, YOU ARE QUITE MAD. THE SEA HAS SALT TO MAKE EGGS TASTY. OFTEN, AS A YOUTH, I WOULD STRETCH MYSELF IN DOORWAYS TO INCREASE MY HEIGHTH. STATUTORY RAPE IS AN OFFENSE PUNISHABLE WITH MURDER. THE LAST HAMBURGER I HAD WAS IN MARCH OF 1969. SPAULDING GRAY WAS A FORCE WITH WHICH TO BE RECKONED, I RECKON. IF YOU WERE LESS SINISTER, YOU WOULD HAVE MORE SEX. JOY IS NOT EARNED AND IT IS NOT EASILY KEPT, BUT IT IS A COMMODITY YOU CAN GIVE AWAY TO SOMEONE. I HAVE TEN TOES, AND I MEAN TO DIE WITH ALL TEN OF THEM ATTACHED, TOO. IT'S EVER SO EXCITING TO ADD VANILLA FLAVORED SYRUP TO CHIPPED ICE AND EAT IT. IT IS BAD TO DEVELOP SEXUAL FEELINGS FROM STROKING WOOLEN SWEATERS. FARTING IN AN ELEVATOR IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. IF YOU ARE FORWARD THINKING, THEN EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH YOU IS BACKWARD. THERE IS NO REASON ON EARTH WHY NIPPLES ARE MADE OF ERECTILE TISSUE--THEY COULD EASILY BE MADE OF CARTILAGE. IF YOU PUT A FETUS IN A PLASTIC CANISTER WITHOUT POKING ANY HOLES IN THE LID, IT WILL PROBABLY DIE. COLLECTING TADPOLES AT SOME POINT IN ONE'S LIFE IS ESSENTIAL FOR THE HEALTH OF ONE'S SOUL.
