Police Blotter

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The BB Police

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Hello there, citizens of Morrissey solo

The following is the Bulletin Board Police Blotter for the week ended Friday, November 11, 2005. During the previous week, the citizens listed below were BUSTED!!! and brought to justice for infractions ranging from general jackassedness to indecent lameness.
IP# range86-133.btcentralplus.com=aka Irene
IP# range86-130.btcentralplus.com=aka freeyourself
Various numerical IPs-Belligerent Ghoul

With the help of trustworthy citizens such as yourselves, these violators were arrested and flogged. As always, if you notice any inappropriate tomfoolery on your board, continue to notify me directly.

We are still looking for good men and women to be deputized into the ranks of Bulletin Board Police. If you are interested, please contact your local precinct.

Have a nice week, and remember our motto: "flog them, crush them, and sodomize them with a homeless Chihuahua"
 
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