Jay Files For Divorce From Suzanne On Eve of Valentine's Day

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

Jay Files For Divorce From Suzanne On Eve of Valentine







Jay Files For Divorce From Suzanne On Eve of Valentine's Day





Moz Angeles- It just wasn't to be. After 7 years
(84 months or 2, 521 days) Jay "Some Totally Random Moz Fan" A.K.A/.
"Mud" has decided to officially end the tumultous romance with the shockingly
beautiful and witty Suzanne, made famous here on the Moz-Solo Message Board with all of
her charming posts.





"Well it just really didn't work out," Jay said.
"We never actually consumated the marriage. Umm... she did tell me to 'f*** off' in
an email once so technically I got some sexual gratification out of the relationship-
unfortunately it was only with myself..."





When reached for comment, Suzanne was not amused,"He is in
love with himself. He is a freak. A few years ago he cowardly stalked me here under
several identities and tossed nothing but insults at me. He should be jailed for stalking.
I think he is just creepy!"





"I'd love to come up with a clever excuse, but she's right
about all of those things," Jay replied. "I'll just have to continue to admire
her from afar with the safety of thousands of miles separating us from my never-to-be
quenched love-lust. Oh, well- it was fun while it lasted."





Court papers have been filed and sherrifs are reportedly on their
way to serve the Restraining Order. "That won'tt be needed," Jay said. "I
won't be mentioning her anymore. My undying love will be seceret to the rest of the world
but me alone."





Happy Valentine's Day

 

[trouble]

MUD's mistake

I was bored before it even began !

 

[Bigmouth Struck]

Well, I thought that was very funny!
Thank for the chuckles!

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> Jay Files For Divorce From Suzanne On Eve of Valentine Jay
> Files For Divorce From Suzanne On Eve of Valentine's Day Moz
> Angeles- It just wasn't to be. After 7 years
> (84 months or 2, 521 days) Jay "Some Totally Random Moz Fan"
> A.K.A/.
> "Mud" has decided to officially end the tumultous romance with
> the shockingly
> beautiful and witty Suzanne, made famous here on the Moz-Solo Message
> Board with all of
> her charming posts. "Well it just really didn't work
> out," Jay said.
> "We never actually consumated the marriage. Umm... she did tell me to
> 'f*** off' in
> an email once so technically I got some sexual gratification out of the
> relationship-
> unfortunately it was only with myself..." When reached for
> comment, Suzanne was not amused,"He is in
> love with himself. He is a freak. A few years ago he cowardly stalked me
> here under
> several identities and tossed nothing but insults at me. He should be
> jailed for stalking.
> I think he is just creepy!" "I'd love to come up with a
> clever excuse, but she's right
> about all of those things," Jay replied. "I'll just have to
> continue to admire
> her from afar with the safety of thousands of miles separating us from my
> never-to-be
> quenched love-lust. Oh, well- it was fun while it lasted."
> Court papers have been filed and sherrifs are reportedly on their
> way to serve the Restraining Order. "That won'tt be needed," Jay
> said. "I
> won't be mentioning her anymore. My undying love will be seceret to the
> rest of the world
> but me alone." Happy Valentine's Day
Come on Jay, that's terrible. Spend the $60 on roses and break up with her in about a week.
Suzanne, this is for you also....




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[suzanne]

food shall get me through this difficult time

More interested in the plate of noodles with black bean sauce she was eating, Suzanne was surprised to find that she had mostly forgotten about Some Totally Random Moz Fan.

"I suppose it's because nobody has been on tour and hasn't been by to name drop anyone recently."

When asked about the divorce, she replied, "I suppose it's a formality at this point."

Suzanne still doesn't count out the latter half of 2004 and it's impending tour and album release to be reminded of Jay yet again.