Is Morrissey a Fan Of Sooty?

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I found a Sooty Message Board where somebody claims that Morrissey "is a big fan of Sooty - in fact, his girlfriend even calls him Sooty."
Has this girl got her wires seriously crossed? ***Girl***friend?
Or is Morrissey a big Sooty and Sweep fan? I could see it.
 
Or maybe you just likes a fist up hiS arse???

Sorry SPM you know i'm only messing around *giggles*

Whats the addy of the site???

> I found a Sooty Message Board where somebody claims that Morrissey
> "is a big fan of Sooty - in fact, his girlfriend even calls him
> Sooty."
> Has this girl got her wires seriously crossed? ***Girl***friend?
> Or is Morrissey a big Sooty and Sweep fan? I could see it.
 
What's this about fists? Sooty is real. I used to work at Granada and often shared a lift with him, or saw him in the canteen. (Sweep too, sometimes, ordering sausages.)

It's http://members.sitegadgets.com/Couch/board.html
 
> What's this about fists? Sooty is real. I used to work at Granada and
> often shared a lift with him, or saw him in the canteen. (Sweep too,
> sometimes, ordering sausages.)

> It's http://members.sitegadgets.com/Couch/board.html

Has Sooty been informed of this? Although it's probably irrelevant for him, Sooty has and always will have a much stronger hold over this country than Morrissey ever will.

LMC

P.S Ever see Sue?
 
Re: What is a "Sooty?"

> Has Sooty been informed of this

A "sooty?"
Just curious (could be a chimney, but I doubt it)
 
It's a he!

> A "sooty?"
> Just curious (could be a chimney, but I doubt it)

This is Sooty

LMC x


sooty_wd.jpg
 
Sooty's history

Sooty is a glove puppet who has been a British TV legend for forty years.

In 1948, Harry Corbett found the first puppet in a shop in the English seaside resort of Blackpool. He paid 7 shillings for the bear, and with the application of some blacking to the ears, Sooty was born. He made his TV debut in 1952, securing his own childrens show three years later. Corbett acted as the operator and straight man (only he could hear what Sooty said). Sooty displayed a talent for magic, and often made mischief with his water pistol. Over the years he was joined by a friend, a squeaking dog called Sweep, and a girlfriend, a panda called Soo. In 1975, Harry Corbett retired due to ill-health, but his son Matthew took his place. In the Eighties, a cartoon series based on the characters was also produced. In 1998, Matthew Corbett sold the rights to Sooty for £1 million. A new series was recently produced, in which Sooty and his friends run a hotel.

So now you know.

TMF
 
Re: Sooty's history

> Over the years he was joined by a friend, a
> squeaking dog called Sweep, and a girlfriend, a panda called Soo.

I always thought Soo was a lesbian. She seems a bit butch.

LMC xx
 
> Has Sooty been informed of this? Although it's probably irrelevant for
> him, Sooty has and always will have a much stronger hold over this country
> than Morrissey ever will.

> LMC

> P.S Ever see Sue?

Soo, you mean! Yes - actually, I worked on The Sooty Show, so I saw plenty of her. And Butch.
 
Re: Sooty's history

Sooty is a glove puppet who has been a British TV legend for forty years.>>

Fifty years! I'm going to start looking for Sooty references in Morrissey's songs.
 
Re: Sooty's history

> Sooty is a glove puppet who has been a British TV legend for forty
> years.>

> Fifty years! I'm going to start looking for Sooty references in
> Morrissey's songs.

SouthPAW Grammar!

Everyday Is Like Sunday - The Sooty Show was originally on on a Sunday.
 
> Fifty years! I'm going to start looking for Sooty references in
> Morrissey's songs.

"Hand In Glove"
 
Pistil Squirters of the World Unite - Morrissooty

> "Hand In Glove"

AAAAAAGH! It's true!

Michael's Bones - a reference to Sweep.

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore - when Matthew has been squirted with Sooty's water pistol for the umpteenth time.

It's all Sooty.
 
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