I am a bit disgusted!!!!!!!!!!! (a.k.a. Shut your hoolie hoo!)
How old? What the hell do you wonky anyhow zipchip? Look old bat, if you really want to know then why don't you go to the medicine cabinet in your bathroom, uncap that lovelybottle of bleach and gluggy glug until you choke of bleach poisoning you shrimpknuckle. As you vomit out your liver, there will be your answer to the age question you jackweed!
That question is so disgustingly bad that I will give Cinderella a wet head now. Yummies. The rest of you can kiss my nuggets!