How Mozzerian's $20 DVD breaks down in terms of cost

[lutewhine]

Slight repost from the marketplace. Just wanted to make sure people were aware:

DVD - 76p
Case - 15p
Paypal currency conversion - $1 (approx 60p)
Paypal withdrawal fee - 50p
Envelope - max 10p (less if non-Jiffy)
Airmail to US - £1.54 (less if case is cheap and flimsy)
Tiny bit more for printing out a sleeve - max 10p

Grand total - max £3.75 ($6.23).

Profit is almost 50% more than he's claiming - he's charging well over 3 times more for the DVDs than they are costing him to make.

 

[mozzerian]

> Slight repost from the marketplace. Just wanted to make sure people were
> aware:

> DVD - 76p
> Case - 15p
> Paypal currency conversion - $1 (approx 60p)
> Paypal withdrawal fee - 50p
> Envelope - max 10p (less if non-Jiffy)
> Airmail to US - £1.54 (less if case is cheap and flimsy)
> Tiny bit more for printing out a sleeve - max 10p

> Grand total - max £3.75 ($6.23).

> Profit is almost 50% more than he's claiming - he's charging well over 3
> times more for the DVDs than they are costing him to make.

haha!! nobody from here has bought anyway you cabbage!
they are all from the main board
do you think $20 is a lot of money, i should be charging thirty
AT LEAST, you are such a jealous little lady
i love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[lutewhine]

> haha!! nobody from here has bought anyway you cabbage!
> they are all from the main board

This IS the main board, you f***ing mong.

> do you think $20 is a lot of money, i should be charging thirty
> AT LEAST

I really think you're going to get a terrible shock in all of this, you know. I sense a South With Morrissey scenario coming on.

 

[mozzerian]

ALSO, before I TOLD U, how much did you think it would cost, come on?

 

[lutewhine]

Irrelevant question - it's going to be on the net on Sunday night

 

[mozzerian]

> This IS the main board, you f***ing mong.

are you sure, i think this is the general discussion board, i meant
the little place where all the headlines are, most people don't come
near this place you beautiful young thing xxxx

> I really think you're going to get a terrible shock in all of this, you
> know. I sense a South With Morrissey scenario coming on.

to get a writ from morrissey is my lifes f***ing ambition i would
frame it, imagine how much on ebay it would fetch? LMAO i love you xxxx

 

[mozzerian]

i can't wait to see the quality myself, remember kilbourn, wow!

 

[mozzerian]

hey lute

> Slight repost from the marketplace. Just wanted to make sure people were
> aware:

> DVD - 76p
> Case - 15p
> Paypal currency conversion - $1 (approx 60p)
> Paypal withdrawal fee - 50p
> Envelope - max 10p (less if non-Jiffy)
> Airmail to US - £1.54 (less if case is cheap and flimsy)
> Tiny bit more for printing out a sleeve - max 10p

> Grand total - max £3.75 ($6.23).

> Profit is almost 50% more than he's claiming - he's charging well over 3
> times more for the DVDs than they are costing him to make.

your plan is backfiring because i had three emails today after seeing
the messages in the other room, all of them desperate to get this dvd
so keep it up and make sure you do this EVERY day for at least a week
i've got a boyfriend to keep in pink shoes.

 

[lutewhine]

All you've got to do now is work out which ones aren't from me and others trying to trip you up

I'd hate to think what might happen if you inadvertantly sold one to a member of the production team behind the documentary...

 

[mozzerian]

Re: All you've got to do now is work out which ones aren't from me and others trying to trip you up

> I'd hate to think what might happen if you inadvertantly sold one to a
> member of the production team behind the documentary...

i only take paypal, no cheques and the feeble attempt by the
guy from yahoo.co.uk pretending to be american DUDE was laughable
i think i am the best person in the world, i love you xxxxxxx
and channel4 try harder.

 

[lutewhine]

the net draws in...

> i only take paypal, no cheques and the feeble attempt by the
> guy from yahoo.co.uk pretending to be american DUDE was laughable
> i think i am the best person in the world, i love you xxxxxxx
> and channel4 try harder.

That'll be Paypal, who are affiliated with ebay, that have the investigations team that my apparently non-existent girlfriend works with on a daily basis.

Once again, good luck!

 

[mozzerian]

really damien taylor lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> That'll be Paypal, who are affiliated with ebay, that have the
> investigations team that my apparently non-existent girlfriend works with
> on a daily basis.

> Once again, good luck!

listen "damien taylor", i sussed your email IMMEDIATELY you have
to try harder and your "girlfriend" is fishy and a midget, tell
her that from me.

also, i'm sure one of the grinch people will let me in on some info
if i slip them a dr zeus puppet

 

[lutewhine]

who?

> listen "damien taylor", i sussed your email IMMEDIATELY you have
> to try harder and your "girlfriend" is fishy and a midget, tell
> her that from me.

Well that's interesting - I was calling your bluff in my earlier post re: mailing. Sounds like it's planted a seed though!

I have so say that I'm really, really bored of you now. I like the ideas posted elsewhere about ignoring, so even though it'll doubtless make you post even more provocative crap, I'll bid you good day.

Good day.

 

[nonesoever]

Re: Good, stop talking to him

He's like a demented man talking to himself through his sock puppets.

Looking forward to the documentary, have your MiniDV ready.
Probably will liven this board a bit.

 

[mozzerian]

ok bye damien! see you soon!

 

[mozzerian]

oh "nonesoever", YOU are the most obsessed with me here, it's flattering

> He's like a demented man talking to himself through his sock puppets.

wow, that makes sense and is so funny, did your father force you to say that at cockpoint?

> Looking forward to the documentary, have your MiniDV ready.
> Probably will liven this board a bit.

talking to yourself again damien, wow, you can't lose with any dignity either

 

[hate the fucker]

it's spealt taymor, and i have emailed you his address