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Im sick to f***in death of seeing these fake ass "gothic/80's" looking hot topic shopping f***s walking around. They look ridiculous and a clue: ahem WE KNOW YOU'RE faking the look for your friends. They sell garbage for ridiculous amounts of money(funny,sounds exactly like the music industry today). Here's a little hint people on how to acquire things without going to HOT Topic:
they sell dickies at walmart for 17 bucks,granted they only have black,khaki,and blue,but they still sell them there. Whats the point of buying them @ HT for like 30+ bucks?????
Next up: chuck taylors!!!!!! People,it's one thing to have worn them eeons ago,when they werent 'cool" and most people thought they were ugly,which is when the real people wore them.
It's another thing entirely to once again,"fake the look" of someone who wore them back in the day. Just because you wear these things doesnt make you "cool".
Another thing,the: pink/blue/green/red hair dye thing.......OVER!!!!!!!! Unless you are goth and a serious one(meaning: someone who 6 months ago wasnt and probably 6 months from now wont be),STOP f***ING DOING THIS!!!!! You look retarded,just no one's come up to you yet to inform you of it.
Another thing that pisses me the f*** off: using the word "like" every other f***in minute. I swear to f***ing god,if I hear one more f***in girl say "like,I went to my friends house and my mom um..Like,made me do the dishes and like"...I'll f***in stab 'em in the eyes with a soldering iron!!!!!!!!! It's a stupid f***in word,and it just shows your age (which if you use this word,would be about 10). You're not cool when you say it,so why do it??? you end up looking like a f***in idiot!!!!!!
Another thing that f***in irritates me: These f***ing current(and might I add very very extremely shitty) bands that claim all of a sudden ,that they are "influenced by morrissey or the smiths"....no your not donkeydicks,you're simply saying it to look cool and to try to jump on the bandwagon. Where were you shitty bands when he wasnt touring??? when moz didnt have an album coming out???? funny,I dont recall a few years back during a series of sold out shows,how so many people were "influenced" by him????? they were nowhere to be f***in found!!!!!! Get off our cloud jerky's!!!!!!!!!!!
Another f***in irritating thing: WTF is it with all this f***in rap every goddamned place I go????? it's rap rap rap. Most of them cant talk,cant rap and look f***in stupid with their gold teef,their 80 g's in silver,and their f***in "throwback" jerseys that are as ugly as sin. Who tells these f***in useless failed abortions they have talent??????? MTV is cluttered with rap all over the f***in place. I swear,whats with the f***in jerky with the f***in towel on his head all the f***in time too????(that f***in shitty "VJ" that they have??? sweay????)Who the f*** told him we wanted to see his f***in dumb ass on tv talking about music he doesnt even f***in listen to to begin with???????
One last thing: these f***in monkeyf***s who put shit up for sale on ebay,with the name "DEAN MORRISSEY" listed(not steven). People,if you dont know the f***in guys first name,DONT make yourself look f***in stupid by writing "dean" morrissey. Find out the f***in persons name,then put it on. If you go on ebay,you'll see it. I swear i want to write every f***in person that said that and slap the f***in shit out of them. Read the f***in liner notes/inside cover,it usually has his complete name listed there somewhere!!!!!!!!!!
they sell dickies at walmart for 17 bucks,granted they only have black,khaki,and blue,but they still sell them there. Whats the point of buying them @ HT for like 30+ bucks?????
Next up: chuck taylors!!!!!! People,it's one thing to have worn them eeons ago,when they werent 'cool" and most people thought they were ugly,which is when the real people wore them.
It's another thing entirely to once again,"fake the look" of someone who wore them back in the day. Just because you wear these things doesnt make you "cool".
Another thing,the: pink/blue/green/red hair dye thing.......OVER!!!!!!!! Unless you are goth and a serious one(meaning: someone who 6 months ago wasnt and probably 6 months from now wont be),STOP f***ING DOING THIS!!!!! You look retarded,just no one's come up to you yet to inform you of it.
Another thing that pisses me the f*** off: using the word "like" every other f***in minute. I swear to f***ing god,if I hear one more f***in girl say "like,I went to my friends house and my mom um..Like,made me do the dishes and like"...I'll f***in stab 'em in the eyes with a soldering iron!!!!!!!!! It's a stupid f***in word,and it just shows your age (which if you use this word,would be about 10). You're not cool when you say it,so why do it??? you end up looking like a f***in idiot!!!!!!
Another thing that f***in irritates me: These f***ing current(and might I add very very extremely shitty) bands that claim all of a sudden ,that they are "influenced by morrissey or the smiths"....no your not donkeydicks,you're simply saying it to look cool and to try to jump on the bandwagon. Where were you shitty bands when he wasnt touring??? when moz didnt have an album coming out???? funny,I dont recall a few years back during a series of sold out shows,how so many people were "influenced" by him????? they were nowhere to be f***in found!!!!!! Get off our cloud jerky's!!!!!!!!!!!
Another f***in irritating thing: WTF is it with all this f***in rap every goddamned place I go????? it's rap rap rap. Most of them cant talk,cant rap and look f***in stupid with their gold teef,their 80 g's in silver,and their f***in "throwback" jerseys that are as ugly as sin. Who tells these f***in useless failed abortions they have talent??????? MTV is cluttered with rap all over the f***in place. I swear,whats with the f***in jerky with the f***in towel on his head all the f***in time too????(that f***in shitty "VJ" that they have??? sweay????)Who the f*** told him we wanted to see his f***in dumb ass on tv talking about music he doesnt even f***in listen to to begin with???????
One last thing: these f***in monkeyf***s who put shit up for sale on ebay,with the name "DEAN MORRISSEY" listed(not steven). People,if you dont know the f***in guys first name,DONT make yourself look f***in stupid by writing "dean" morrissey. Find out the f***in persons name,then put it on. If you go on ebay,you'll see it. I swear i want to write every f***in person that said that and slap the f***in shit out of them. Read the f***in liner notes/inside cover,it usually has his complete name listed there somewhere!!!!!!!!!!
