..and no, I didn't buy a t-shirt this time

[Suzanne]

There is no pleasure in my world. It's strictly business as usual

> huh? Didn't you write "nm," LIAR
>

Sorry. I didn't know the correct internet code for innocuous barfing.

 

[Suzanne]

Re: one point Suzie Q missed

> I think "Now I Am a Was" referred to his status in
> England because at the time he talked about the British press
> and being "box-office poison." The song wasn't
> released in the US. Morrissey is most popular in Southern
> California--everybody knows that.

I thought it wasn't released in the US because Alma Matters and Maladjusted didn't do so well here as in Britain.

 

[rob]

you suit yourself

> Sorry. I didn't know the correct internet code for innocuous
> barfing.

Are you like drinking and browsing Morrissey-solo, again?!? You know that is a no, no! Remember what happened last time


whatever...

 

[Suzanne]

I don't wear suits only shorts

> Are you like drinking and browsing Morrissey-solo, again?!? You
> know that is a no, no! Remember what happened last time

No..what? I don't remember barfing on the screen or talking to strange guys....wait..that WAS you!

Hey, my video was on public access last night and I didn't even know until today!

 

[rob]

Even on your business trips?

> No..what? I don't remember barfing on the screen or talking to
> strange guys....wait..that WAS you!

How did you know that?!? Have been spying on me again?!? STOP it…. Ah! Forget it, you can keep doing it. I like it

> Hey, my video was on public access last night and I didn't even
> know until today!

Really? Man, I missed it too.

How are going to get any ratings if you don’t watch it yourself? How did you find out about it? Were you walking and some stranger told you “hey, I saw you on TV," cause that would be funny...

 

[Suzanne]

When I get my first pay check, I might buy a suit. I'm even driving a clown car as an incentive.

> How did you know that?!? Have been spying on me again?!? STOP
> it…. Ah! Forget it, you can keep doing it. I like it

I know your life isn't that exciting, but my version of stalking won't improve it. I would just wander out to the neighborhood that I heard you might live in, look at a couple of the houses, and realize I don't know which one to look at. I would then go hang out in a CD store and find nothing I wanted to buy and then go home.

> Really? Man, I missed it too.

I don't know how it would be on public access in your town, but oh well...hey, maybe that's what I should do!

> How are going to get any ratings if you don’t watch it yourself?

I can trick other people into thinking they're going to watch a new episode of Beverly Hills 90210.

> How did you find out about it? Were you walking and some
> stranger told you “hey, I saw you on TV," cause that would
> be funny...

One lone person made it through to the credits and dropped me an email wanting a tape. Glad I saw it because I was about to delete the message with a large pile of spam.

 

[rob]

So that was you in walking around in that astronaut outfit at Coachella. When do you get paid?

ha ha! That was hella of funny how everybody is talking about vegetarians, meat, slaughter houses and stuff and all of the sudden your response to the British Press thing pops up.

Anyway…

> I know your life isn't that exciting, but my version of stalking
> won't improve it. I would just wander out to the neighborhood
> that I heard you might live in, look at a couple of the houses,
> and realize I don't know which one to look at. I would then go
> hang out in a CD store and find nothing I wanted to buy and then
> go home.

Hey, I just like the attention and from you, it makes it even better..

> I don't know how it would be on public access in your town, but
> oh well...hey, maybe that's what I should do!

Well, I made it a goal to watch your video so I bought myself an expensive satellite system. I've been watching that channel non-stop for 72 hours and they still haven't shown it.... Dammit it! Please tell me when it's going to air again! I can't take another hour of it. It's channel 15, right?

> I can trick other people into thinking they're going to watch a
> new episode of Beverly Hills 90210.

Bad idea….cause I just read (don't ask) that their season premier was a bust! They had their lowest ratings ever…. Their gonna have to bring back Jason Priestly heh heh

> One lone person made it through to the credits and dropped me an
> email wanting a tape. Glad I saw it because I was about to
> delete the message with a large pile of spam.

Don't you hate it when you get a bunch of trash and you end up deleting an important message... So how go I get a video?

 

[suzanne]

I was the one with the curly hair and the drum sticks at the back of the stage

> ha ha! That was hella of funny how everybody is talking about
> vegetarians, meat, slaughter houses and stuff and all of the
> sudden your response to the British Press thing pops up.

Either I was out of it and forgot where I was, or my computer did a goofy thing.

> Anyway…

> Hey, I just like the attention and from you, it makes it even
> better..

uh....there are mitigating circumstances......just don't say it too loudly...

> Well, I made it a goal to watch your video so I bought myself an
> expensive satellite system. I've been watching that channel
> non-stop for 72 hours and they still haven't shown it.... Dammit
> it! Please tell me when it's going to air again! I can't take
> another hour of it. It's channel 15, right?

There are exactly 3 public access channels here. I have no clue when or if it will ever air again. Maybe someone else would be nice and send me a letter afterwards.

> Bad idea….cause I just read (don't ask) that their season
> premier was a bust! They had their lowest ratings ever…. Their
> gonna have to bring back Jason Priestly heh heh

Nobody probably ken the show was on. All summer, they played bad movies on wednesdays.

Be sure to watch out this November for Home Alone II, and street magic's secrets revealed.

> Don't you hate it when you get a bunch of trash and you end up
> deleting an important message... So how go I get a video?

I have no idea.