WHERE'S THIS BLOODY ALBUM, THEN

[TEDDY]

DEAR EVERYONE,

I am hearing noises of a new album Mozz is supposed to be recording in the good ol' US of A. Does anyone know of this recording, and projected release date? Why is it I get to know everything last? Why is it as a rotund person myself, Rubenesque women shun my advances? I really love big women. As long as they havent got small eyes.
One of my favourite tracks of all time is "Jack the Ripper". A track that deserves more praise than it gets. "Trouble love me" strikes a chord very deep within my mind as well.
Anyway, does anyone know of these new recordings by the great man currently being layed down in a Recording Studio, somewhere in America? "Ooohhh Matron, take them away"

 

[Johnny]

> DEAR EVERYONE,

> I am hearing noises of a new album Mozz is supposed to be
> recording in the good ol' US of A. Does anyone know of this
> recording, and projected release date? Why is it I get to know
> everything last? Why is it as a rotund person myself, Rubenesque
> women shun my advances? I really love big women. As long as they
> havent got small eyes.
> One of my favourite tracks of all time is "Jack the
> Ripper". A track that deserves more praise than it gets.
> "Trouble love me" strikes a chord very deep within my
> mind as well.
> Anyway, does anyone know of these new recordings by the great
> man currently being layed down in a Recording Studio, somewhere
> in America? "Ooohhh Matron, take them away"

Teddy,

I put all this info on here last week"!!It is not being recorder in the States

 

[Mrs Peel]

Let's face facts. It's not being recorded at all is it?

 

[bernieb00]

> DEAR EVERYONE,

he is in fact recording an album with several musicans, they are all called HARVEY, they have white furry body's and long ears.......but you cant't see them, only moz, cause he's a looooooooooony!!!

 

[Little Miss Curious]

> I really love big women. As long as they
> havent got small eyes.

Why is it okay for men to say 'I love big women,' but if men say 'I love skinny women' they're accussed of not 'loving the person inside?'

LMC x

 

[pinky]

they do! (if only once they're shagging that skinny chick)

 

[suzanne]

the prosecution rests its defense

> Teddy,

> I put all this info on here last week"!!It is not being
> recorder in the States

You are on crack.

How is he chatting it up at PETA gatherings and being seen at Moby concerts in LA if he's all the way over in England recording an album?

 

[wicked wendy]

Re: the prosecution rests its defense

> You are on crack.

> How is he chatting it up at PETA gatherings and being seen at
> Moby concerts in LA if he's all the way over in England
> recording an album?

Someone else is doing the vocals, back in Blighty? (yeah, that backing vocal-boy from The Tube really grew older (and never washed his hair again)).

Blimy!

 

[suzanne]

the persecutiion rests its defense

> Someone else is doing the vocals, back in Blighty? (yeah, that
> backing vocal-boy from The Tube really grew older (and never
> washed his hair again)).

I can see it now. The artist on the cover says "Morrissey" but in a daring move, he will only play bongos on his own album

 

[wicked wendy]

Re: LOVE IT!!