Theyve shut Polly Parrot up before she hit britain.

[Elvis impersonator not very good at it]

Just heard, a Parrot being shipped to Britain showed signs of "Bird should have flew sooner than this"

Anyway they quarantited the poor bugger and the shot her through the head.

As Americans were in charge of the operation, they felt it necessary to pour petrol over her and burn her to a cinder.

Just for the photos to send home of course.