THEY ARE GOING TO KILL IT

[FELLATE YOUR FAVORITE DUCK TODAY]

THEY HAVE. THEY WILL. THEY DID. PEOPLE ARE POKING HOLES IN YOUR MELTING HEAD AND f***ING THE HOLES. YOU WOULD SCREAM BUT YOUR MOUTH IS FULL. PENGUINS ERUPT FROM YOUR BLOATED ANUS AND SLIDE DOWN YOUR LEGS TO OBLIVION. IF YOU HAVE 1+1+39, DOES THAT MAKE YOU EVIL? IF I AM JELL-O AND YOU ARE LEMONADE THAN WOULD MY SOULMATE BE A STEAK? I HAVE QUESTIONS AND THE ANSWERS ARE NOT YET FOUND. I AM MARVELOUS. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO ME. SENSE IS AN OVERRATED VIRTUE. OFTEN I HAVE DRIVEN BY YOUR HOUSE AND DREAMED OF THE WILD GEESE THAT SHIT IN YOUR BACKYARD. HOW OFTEN HAVE I BAKED YOU CUPCAKES THAT NO ONE WILL EVER EAT? IN YOUR DESIRE, YOU ARE SHALLOW. WANTING NOTHING MAKES YOU AN ASSHOLE. GREED IS THE PROVINCE OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. THEY MAKE EFFIGIES OF NICOLE KIDMAN AND THROW CREAM PIES AT THEM. I WISH YOU WERE A STAR AND I WAS A DEER AND YOUR ENEMY WAS A BUSH I COULD PEE ON. IF EVER YOU SHOULD LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW OF YOUR PLANE AND SEE A DAIRY QUEEN, THAT IS A PORTENT OF TREMENDOUS LUCK. I USED TO HAVE A UNIBROW, BUT I DON'T ANYMORE. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE QUALITY OF A MAN, TASTE THE SOFTNESS OF HIS LEATHER.

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud]

Re: WTf***ityFickf*** are you taking about??????

Do you even know????? hey anus,get yourself some help.

 

[Pauline Napkin]

Re: This person sounds sounds like a Troll.

I don't understand what you mean. I think you might be one these trolls. If you are one of these trolls, you should be banned.

Are you one of these trolls? If you are I say -

"BAN YOU FOR BEING A TROLL. ALL TROLLS SHOULD BE BANNED"

If you are not one of these trolls, then it's OK.

 

[i wonder]

Re: This person sounds sounds like a Troll.

OFTEN I HAVE DRIVEN BY YOUR HOUSE AND DREAMED OF THE WILD GEESE THAT SHIT IN YOUR BACKYARD.

its complete nonsense - that line cracked me up!!!