Re: can anyone find any trace of it..........
...on gigsandtours.com?
is it sold out?
was there a pre-sale?
shall we e-mail janice long?
will she help us?
is she a smyths fan?
will we bombard their switchboard with angry calls?
anyone know any hotels?
is it far from seattle?
is heathrow the nearest airport?
or gatwick?
can I get the underground?
is that called the tube?
are the trains long?
how many do they hold?
what's the nearest tube station?
is it walkable or should I get a bus?
what bus?
a double-decker bus?
a single-decker?
a bendy bus?
does anyone have a spare ticket?
a standing ticket?
are the seats comfortable?
how comfortable?
like my gran's armchalr?
anyone have a spare bed?
a spare chair?
a spare twelve-square-feet of carpet?
can I drink nearby?
are the pubs good?
are they warm?
or cold?
will I need a jumper?
a scarf?
should I bring sandwiches?
with thinly-sliced ham and tomato?
boiled egg sandwiches?
they're nice, aren't they?
does anyone know where I can get a brain?
at the brain shop?
do they come in all sizes?
even peanut sized?
could I find out important info on the internet?
has it been invented yet?
so I didn't need to pester/bore all of you?
ooops,sorry.
(I'm flying in all the way from paddington, by the way. How amazing is that?)