SO IVE MISSED MY FLIGHT.

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Pillow,grounded,

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indeed,

i was delayed, i was waylaid,

Ryanair flight FR 557 left without me...

oh,

foolish day.
 
I hate Ryanair last time I was in Ireland my case ended up in Longford or Sligo and it took the MONGS about 9 days to give it back to me.

> indeed,

> i was delayed, i was waylaid,

> Ryanair flight FR 557 left without me...

> oh,

> foolish day.
 
It probably took them that long to stop laughing

at your hideous brown (with cream edging) Y fronts
 
>last time I was in Ireland my case ended up in Longford or
> Sligo and it took the MONGS about 9 days to give it back to me.

Yes, well, we're very sorry about that. We originally thought it must be an artifact from an advanced alien civilisation (we did wonder why such evolved beings didn't appear to have solved the "skidmarks in their underwear" problem.) We did give it its own float in the annual Ballymahon Saint Patrick's day parade, tho'. It was even more popular than the one with the tableau vivant of Tamara's shoplifting incident.
 
> indeed,

> i was delayed, i was waylaid,

> Ryanair flight FR 557 left without me...

> oh,

> foolish day.

shit! does this mean you're not going??? get the ferry maybe? or swim?
 
LOL that's piss funny almodis!

Pillow, i'm devastated. You will have to be spanked.

GDx

> Yes, well, we're very sorry about that. We originally thought it must be
> an artifact from an advanced alien civilisation (we did wonder why such
> evolved beings didn't appear to have solved the "skidmarks in their
> underwear" problem.) We did give it its own float in the annual
> Ballymahon Saint Patrick's day parade, tho'. It was even more popular than
> the one with the tableau vivant of Tamara's shoplifting incident.
 
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